Tsukari's Comments

Comment
Little Wheel	Nov. 07, 2009 Rating: 0 Thank you, Zenshadows. I really didn't feel like beating this for a third time, considering it's just a "click here" game with no real thought. Pretty, though.
Seed of Destruction	Sep. 16, 2009 Rating: 0 How have people not realized that the epicness of this game is because you're riding a gigantic freaking sperm and destroying tanks. How is this not epic?!
Toss the Turtle	Sep. 12, 2009 Rating: 0 The banana says "Shoryuken". Not squidyuken or whatever retarded things people are thinking it is. It's the Shoryuken from Capcom vs. SNK 2, actually.
This is the Only Level	Sep. 06, 2009 Rating: 0 3:39:22.5 Phew!
Canabalt	Sep. 04, 2009 Rating: 0 For the longest time I thought the game was all about luck, but then I started hitting stuff to slow down every time I topped out. Went from a heartbreaking 1989 run to 5650.
Damn Birds	Jul. 17, 2009 Rating: 0 1/5 for getting people to play this game by linking it as a guide to another game.
Fragger	Jul. 10, 2009 Rating: 0 Hmm, disregard. I actually like this game, and I was just judging it based on the description. Good think I hadn't rated yet!
Fragger	Jul. 10, 2009 Rating: 0 Didn't we just play this game? Only it was a castle siege?
Luminara	Jul. 07, 2009 Rating: 0 Would have liked the aiming cursor to be more visible.
Epic War 3	Jul. 04, 2009 Rating: 0 Sorry, no, when the enemy goes from me beating his castle down to 1/4 health to suddenly 54 troops, slamming through my lines and destroying my castle in literally seconds, your game has issues. If you can't balance it properly, throwing unwinnable situations at the player doesn't help.
me and the key	Jun. 13, 2009 Rating: 0 Interesting idea, hate replaying old levels as filler. If you want 26 levels, come up with 26 ideas, not 18 or so and reuse the old ones.
Shopping Street	Jun. 08, 2009 Rating: 0 Extreeeeemely repetetive. Just build the same stuff every city, and upgrade. You win. Kind of boring.
Battalion: Skirmish	May. 27, 2009 Rating: 0 Honestly, this would probably be a bit more interesting if unit attacks were more than just the units "jumping" on their tile to attack something. An attack animation would make this much more enjoyable to play.
Shopping Cart Hero	Mar. 17, 2009 Rating: 0 Seriously. No music, a quickly boring premise, horrid graphics.. Featured? Pfft. Also, Neverblade, it's not total score, it's TRICK score to get the hard badge. i.e. the points you got from doing tricks.
Shopping Cart Hero	Mar. 17, 2009 Rating: 0 Haven't I already played this game vertically? With badges and cards? At least the hedgehog launch game looked and played better.
Bible Fight	Mar. 06, 2009 Rating: 0 So how much did you guys sell out for to give this old piece of shit challenges and badges?
Globetrotter XL	Feb. 28, 2009 Rating: 0 And then a second strike in the SAME game, in Germany! Wasn't enough to save me from borderless disaster :P
Globetrotter XL	Feb. 28, 2009 Rating: 0 Pheeew. Got my strike from pure luck on some city in Turkey. This game shows me how little I really know about the rest of the world. For a few of these I'm happy to just get in the right continent :P
Death Dice Overdose	Feb. 09, 2009 Rating: -1 Badge get. Never playing this crap again.
Frantic	Dec. 17, 2008 Rating: 0 Good game. Please note that ANY criticisms I post here are critcisms of an AWESOME game, so take them with a grain of salt. The boss fights were... meh. I mean, while I understand that they're meant to be more a test of your ability to dodge than your ability to shoot, I'd like to see fewer bosses take up the whole screen. Also, where's the fun if you can hit them the whole time? What happened to giant enemy crabs whose weak spots I can shoot for massive damage? Still, all in all a great game, and thanks for it. Kept me occupied for awhile!