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Choppy Orc

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Sep. 10, 2018

Rating: 1

Kind of like Portal, in that all the puzzles are self-contained, simple yet making you use your brain, failure sets you back less than a minute, and you get a single tool with intuitive functions that you have to use in creative ways. Good stuff, just wish it was longer.

It's Just TIC TAC TWO

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Jul. 11, 2018

Rating: 7

Just as delightfully weird and vaguely-WarioWare-Boss-Game-ish as the first one. Already psyched for "It's Just TIC TAC TO3"! ...But I can wait. Take your time, you mad genius, you.

Frontier

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May. 02, 2018

Rating: 7

"Drive closer, I want to hit them with my sword": The Movie: The Game

It's Just TIC TAC TOE

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Feb. 11, 2018

Rating: 1

For whatever reason, this felt very WarioWare-esque to me. Like something maybe Orbulon would have as a boss microgame.

Canabalt

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Jan. 09, 2018

Rating: 0

1. Mute game tab. 2. Put "City Escape" on loop. 3. Win!

Musaic Box

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Nov. 05, 2017

Rating: 5

This was a lot of fun. I had a good time. And then I got blue-balled at the end when I found out it was just a demo. I SHOULD give it 3/5 stars, just like you gave us 3/5 rooms... but I'm not that petty, so you get a 4.

We Become What We Behold

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Sep. 05, 2017

Rating: 19

People are missing the point; As far as I can tell, the reason there's only one ending and you don't have any real choice in the matter, is because you're just a news photographer, you don't own anything. Your *employer(s)* decides what gets shown and what's written about it, not you, and if the boss wants negative stuff to sensationalize (whether they actually believe that's what people want or if they're actively trying to push an agenda), that's what you gotta get. That's what gets viewers. You don't have a choice; It's either do as you're told, or get fired (and then you're not part of the news force *at all* so you still can't get a different message out). All for the sake of subscriptions and ad revenue (at best, assuming no sinister agenda). Rather pessimistic view of things, but not entirely inaccurate. I'd like a better ending option, too, but that'd be missing the point.

Accelerator

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Jul. 07, 2016

Rating: 4

This seems like it would be completely, utterly, *deliciously* terrifying with a VR headset.

Command & Control

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Apr. 09, 2016

Rating: 10

I don't understand all these "racist game" comments... Nowhere does it claim that all Muslims, or people from middle-eastern countries in general, are terrorists; The ones attacking you in this game, however, clearly ARE (If they weren't, why would they be attacking?). It's like complaining about a WW2 game in Germany where all the Nazis are German.

Kill the Heroes

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Mar. 07, 2016

Rating: 6

Why is Gendo trying to kill me with a minigun? What did I ever do to him!?

Notebook Wars

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Mar. 04, 2016

Rating: 5

the laser gun actually fires nuclear hot dogs.

Bubble Tanks 3

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Feb. 11, 2016

Rating: 1

Ahahahaha yes! MORE ROCKET LAUNCHERS, MORE I SAY! Who even NEEDS a primary weapon?

Coloruid

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Jan. 31, 2016

Rating: 0

v You guys are overthinking level 3; Just do Orange -> Yellow, Yellow -> Green, Green -> Pink.

Dodge

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Jan. 06, 2016

Rating: 5

I still feel that this game would benefit greatly from the addition of an actual boss fight. ALSO, PROTIP: If you avoid getting hit from the start of the game, you can earn the hard badge (100x combo) by the end of level 8. Probably easier to do it that way than to try it on the later levels, although not quite as impressive.

One Step Back

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Dec. 06, 2015

Rating: 1

Also, alternate game title: Karkat Memo Simulator. "THE ONLY GUY WORSE THAN FUTURE ME IS PAST ME"

One Step Back

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Dec. 06, 2015

Rating: 6

Really cool concept, but the schizophrenic jumping physics kind of kill it. Sometimes you find yourself unable to wall-jump, and then wall-jump off of a wall that isn't there! Anything involving jumping on/off slopes has a tendency to behave oddly, as well. In a game requiring such precision (especially in the second half), this is a glaring issue. I'll give it a 3/5, because I enjoyed it (due to the great concept) despite that significant problem with the gameplay.

The I of It

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Nov. 27, 2015

Rating: 3

"Click. The nuclear wessels went down."

Bullet Heaven 2

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Nov. 23, 2015

Rating: 1

Okay, those shield generator guys? Please never ever ever ever ever use those again.

Swords and Souls

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Nov. 20, 2015

Rating: 1

Victims of I Wanna Be The Guy-induced PTSD should avoid the first two training stages. (trigger warning: Delicious Fruit)

Haunt the House

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Oct. 30, 2015

Rating: 7

Judging by how the people are apparently able to walk through the air (and the basement walls!), as well as vanish through non-existent windows, I'm going to have to assume it's actually a SUPER SPOOKY PLOT TWIST: EVERYONE WAS A GHOST ALL ALONG! *dun dun dunnnn*

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