It took me forever to figure out how to kill J-Lo... I kept using the salt BEFORE the pepper, as opposed to with the lizard saliva. I'm on level 2864 now, working my way through the hordes of Angry Faics. Wish me luck.
The game itself is pretty good, or at least I bet it would be if I ever made it past the extremely tedious introduction, which is completely devoid of "Press Enter to Continue" or anything of the like. The text scrolls when it wants to, not when you want it to, which annoyed me into quitting before finishing the intro. Text games are awesome, but this needs a little work. 3/5.
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