They can take our candy! But they will never take! OUR ABILITY TO THROW LIMITLESS AMOUNTS OF SHURIKANS AT MACH 2 WITH THE HELP OF A CAT USING THE POWERS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS.
To begin with, I thought it was something about the birth of a cancer cell turning into a fetal lump/mutation or something. I was totally unprepared for what came last.
Totally deserves five stars. Ending was one of those plot twists that you see coming and it still shocks you but I digress. I love your games, Scriptwelder and I really want more :D Your atmosphere, mood and style are absolutely perfect for the genre and type of entertainment you provide.
Oh my cheese and crackers I had no idea this was a thing. I plan to enjoy the absolute firetruck out of this game. I'll see you all in... -Looks at achievements, looks at watch- Six point one seven days.
Thirty minutes in, I'm still getting ruined on stage five; Whelp. I can offically call this quits. Great game though, Fantastic synergy of musical beats vs reaction timing vs movement efficiency. A regular and perfect bullet hell game if ever there was one. 5/5 for me.
Two minutes in, I could tell this would be a very fun and very enjoyable game. It's now been three hours, my best run was up to level thirteen and I enjoyed every single second of it. I didn't even care that it was getting repetitive, it was just a really really great game to waste time on. (And boy did I do just that.) All in all, 4/5 from me simply because it was repetitive but other than that, Top marks. Controls were perfect (What little there were of them) The powers were pretty awesome and the bosses gave me so much happiness when I killed them each and every time. Enough of the rambling, let this comment be sent.
Couple thing's I'd like to mention; Great game. Pretty fantastic puzzles that forced me to think. Not made easier by the fact it was four in the morning and I'd had about twelve bottles of crown lager the night previous. Anyways, I'd also like to mention that the story was absolutely awesome. Loved every bit of it. Really felt like a graphic thriller novel as "996311" so kindly and elloquently stated. One minor complaint; I can't seem to get the badge. It won't trigger despite the fact I literally finished it just then three consecutive times. A solid 4/5 from me due to the fact you can't follow Chris' story at the end as a bonus or something. Other than that, Smashing game. Fantastic concepts all round.
After swearing my head off at that red probe on level 36. I can honestly say this. "Done." I enjoy parkour and running games a lot, so I can truthfully say this is one of the best ones you can find on Kong alone. Now excuse me while I go punch myself several times in the face due to the amount of stress built up by yelling at that probe.
Well. That was the funniest controversial game I think I've ever played in my life. Congratulations for being ballsy enough to release something like this and take my 5 star rating. You ballsy bastard you.
This is the twenty second time I've played this game. This is the twenty second time I've finished this game. This is also the twenty second time I've cried and understood the implications of what Jack did after he forgot Kate. Goddamn it 2D. You keep making these games. Please. They're so powerful they could move a sixteen tonne block of emotionless stone.
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