VortigonX1's Comments

Apr. 20, 2016

Rating: 2

I would have a hat trick, but I dont think any hats fit.

Apr. 18, 2016

Rating: 11

I rebelled against the title. Everyone has to die. [Visitor goes on rampage. Five casualties unavoidable.]

Apr. 16, 2016

Rating: 7

LOVE watching the mortars leading their targets

Mar. 31, 2016

Rating: 9

DO NOT MAKE A SEQUEL!

Mar. 22, 2016

Rating: 12

Ok team... first lesson is called "How to dribble". And before you ask, no, dribbling is not kicking the ball at the goal as soon as you touch it.

Mar. 20, 2016

Rating: 9

"Oh no! Your girlfriend crashed your helicopter! It costs 40$ to repair it." Uh... how is she still alive?

Mar. 09, 2016

Rating: 11

That moment when you hit a good, straight shot on goal... and then your teamate gets in the way and literally headbutts the ball out of the way

Mar. 07, 2016

Rating: 3

So... why does my TEAMMATE not catching a straight pass to him hurt my stats?

Feb. 24, 2016

Rating: 11

That moment when you miss a pass to a teammate and the ball ends up going into the goal anyway... I'll take it.

Jan. 21, 2016

Rating: 1

Missing something: What about just one God?

Dec. 21, 2015

Rating: -1

Soul music is always amazing

Dec. 20, 2015

Rating: 1

Does... anyone want 5 thousand chopped up apples?

Dec. 15, 2015

Rating: -2

I don't usually get angry at games, but when I do, it's this one.

Dec. 13, 2015

Rating: 3

Whoever thought up this game is a genius. And the title helps.

Oct. 12, 2015

Rating: 36

"The cold vaccuum of space is behind this door" *opens door* *picks up cold vaccuum*

Jul. 03, 2015

Rating: 2

"You ran 101m before hitting a wall and tumbling to your death"

Jun. 29, 2015

Rating: 5

Is it just me, or are the tips useless?

Jun. 27, 2015

Rating: -4

I beat Cautious 10450 to 10250

Jun. 27, 2015

Rating: 1

3 twos is the worst thing you can get... hah

Jun. 25, 2015

Rating: 4

Well, the music is fantastic