Attempt #2... buy cart, load up on leather, leave town... find some more robbers... died again. What kind of sadistic crap is this?? Was this made by the same people that made the ET game for Atari?
If I ever open a restaurant, I will immediately hire anyone who actually played through the game to get the hard badge... If you really like to play the game, why not do it for real? You'd get paid more than Papa pays his underlings, at least...
So... For those new to the game: Only the bullets hurt you, the ships don't; The money you earn RESETS after each level, so no adding up to get something better, just collect more each level; save the powerup-gun thing for the final boss!
I think I may be doing something wrong... I can't seem to get very far at all. By the time my "hero" is level 4, I am pretty much dead and any enemies I encounter can kill me in a couple hits anyway. Am I missing something here?
surprisingly fun and challenging game! Got stuck a few times, but found the right key stroke cadence to get through. Its all about hand control and timing! The ones that had key strokes for one hand only messed me up the most: JUMP and ABC, and and wxyz got me several times, too. Thanks for occupying a bout 10 minutes of my time!
Good flow and feel to the game... but I agree with RedGoldandGreen that there really needs to be an ultimate goal here, other than the Kong badges. Otherwise, just call it "infinity launch."
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