Game, I need to congratulate you a little. You managed not only to turn me away, but you didn't even get the porting job right. Also, Kong, investigate for astroturfing, remove the badges from this piece of junk. Frankly, better dead than Fred.
Remember when I said I was excited to see what this bison would invade next? Of course you don't! Burrito Bison Revenge is, at it's core, simply more Burrito Bison, but with all new powerups (I particularly LOVE the cruisers!) And new things (The new wrestlers and supporter stuff). This is still the good gameplay that made the original a hit! But with extras!
(On boss 2's ship)
2nd Mate: Sir! We have a massive threat approaching! What do we do!
Captain: Engage shields. We're taking down that guy.
2nd Mate: But, sir! All we have are this orbiting circles that move away occasinally!
Captain: ENGAGE!