Another adventure game I'm hopeless at. Can't do a single thing in the very first room. Only 4 things to click on (flask, creature, sink, cabinet) and nothing does anything.
I couldn't bloody make it through the tutorial. No unit descriptions, no actual instructions on movement, no way to minimize/close windows, no instructions for movement or options... Maybe there's a fun game here but I can't be arsed to find it.
Plus, it seems every 3rd to 4th jump I come off the ramp upside down and can't correct no matter what I do, killing all my groupies. Very frustrating. I just don't get it.
Man, I have max upgrades and I can't even come close to ANY of these achievements. 400 distance is my max, 1500 points, 300 trick points... What am I totally missing here?
I can't survive the first few seconds of the sixth campaign no matter what I try. That super fast teleporting, ultra-armored gunship comes out and just razes everything in seconds. Not cool.
Wow. Really stuck on 14. I feel like I should be able to get it, but I just can't figure it out. I've got the steam activating the "M" shaped line, and now no ideas.
Okay, another five minutes of "fighting" the moster with absoultely no feedback from the game. Does this just go on forever? Very poor game design to not offer the player any indication of progress. I'm forced to just quit and go do something else. Very disappointing.
Okay, I got the weapon, and I'm wailing on this monster for the last 5 minutes. Nothing is happening. Am I hurting it? Am I being hurt? Am I making any progress at all? There's no indication for anything. Frustrating.