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superplatypus12

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Too bad once he fixes his car he won't be able to go anywhere with those square wheels..

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Worthlessyo

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm pretty sure a guy who can carry a truck engine by hand does not need to worry about zombies.

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JaceDraccus

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Aw man, I broke down. Hey, there's a rabbit... and another... and a lot of them... holy crap it bit me!" *bangbangbang* "Hey, there's a wallet in its stomach! And this one has a few dollars too! Whoa, what's that?! Looks like a dead child... yikes!" *bangbangbag* "Hey, more money... I can get out the winchester! Good thing I'm a travelling gun salesman. So long as I make up the cashbox, the boss never has to know...."

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LordOfMinecraft

Jul. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You can repair your car while reloading. AWESOME multitasking.

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M00nshad3

Dec. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Day 32: I think I must be losing my mind. It shouldn't take this long to fix a broken down car, should it? Or maybe I am already mad? Damn, I hope these are really zombies I'm shooting - some of them look like children! But then again some of them are bigger even than that bully Kurt at work. He laughed at me. LAUGHED! Said I'd never invent boots to let you jump square over another person, or the pocket-vendor who accepts zombie guts as cash. But WHO'S LAUGHING NOW EH? Anyways, I almost have the rear wheels on, then I'll go hunt for the front ones. They must still be where I left them. It's funny, I really should have brought all four wheels over here right away, but for some reason I just couldn't bring myself to pick them up, after I collected the rear ones. Better hurry, it'll be night soon, and then all movement will slow to an unbearable crawl, and occationally halt entirely for a few seconds. That is the worst of all."

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AtemAndrew

Jun. 1, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Lag is murderous, and the buttons often don't work to access the shop and skills due to said lag (which means we're not able to HEAL in time, making me die right at the end).

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DeftSlayer

Jul. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) And after all that, he realizes he has no more gas.

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dreamer201

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i hunt rabbits with my AK-47 and birds with a minigun

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animaru2413

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who would've thought that in the zombie apocalypse our worst, and most deadly enemy would be... RABBITS.

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Stevie50

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *looks at health* oh wait hold on..*zombies freeze while guy gets a medkit* ALRIGHT LETS DO IT!

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superbrosmario

Jul. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OH! thats why the truck broke down! im using square tires

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jf2l

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Note to self: Do NOT enter a forest after the zombie apocalypse...

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terminator119

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Chaingun froze my game-everything except my character meaning i was free to pick up my wheels and repair my car while the zombies were frozen in time :D

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midnightstar13

Apr. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Really, if you're being attacked by zombies, is it REALLY necessary to attatch the door instead of, say, the engine?

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agentX7Y

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I drove away in the middle of a wave so the zombies followed me....I think I'll be having a little trouble now that they know where I live.

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Nerava

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I *knew* that the wheel was square... How else could it be?

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kennedyshu

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how the hell can you drive a car with square wheels?

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humpleby

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How....how did I drive away on square wheels?

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Supreme50

Jul. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) major memory leak with this game. Over 1 GB consumed causing sluggish performance.

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Drakkose

Jul. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game broke down so badly that it became unplayable. It felt like i was trying to play an over crowded mmo hosted by a windows 98. Theres no reason for a gig of memory to be used on this. How did you NOT notice a memory leak of THIS stature. No excuse good sir, no excuse at all.

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xXsuAgGeZz

Dec. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) tip: DON'T stand on the car, or you will be playing for HOURS

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Thedball

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Oooooo, a gun shop in the wilderness. I better not check to see if they can give me a lift.

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SubZeroMaster12

Mar. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Day 224:The Zombies still think I'm dead. They're still jumping over me and dancing,as if they're doing some kind of ritual to me. They've been doing this for at least 223 days straight, ever since I was knocked unconsious. I dont have to worry about starvation or dehydration though, cause they just bring me McDonalds and stuff. Oh well. Just gotta wait till Paramedics and the Police arrive."

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paintballkraze

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "STOP!!! We can't leave yet! We forgot the door!"

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MathiasG21

Apr. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) so laggy when i shot! fix that pls, i cant complete the game with that lag

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PurplePenguin107

Jul. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This dude can... 1. Repair a whole truck in one night 2. Reload a minigun in under 2 seconds 3. Jump, and run with a minigun 4. Make items appear, as there is nobody to sell him the items The list goes on and on...

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DROOZZ

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i was good at killing zombies at the beginning but always wondered why i was dying. It was the bunnies.

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pip000000

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The achievement to make a grown man cry: complete a wave with 100% accuracy

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shark12344

Jun. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game IS WAY TOO LAGGY. I CAN"T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT EVERYTHING FREEZING AND THEN IM DEAD AFTER IT STARTS WORKING AGAIN!

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MercuryDomini

Jul. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Play time:20 minutes. Actual play time:5 minutes with 15 minutes of lagging and being frozen mid-air.

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mark901235

Dec. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) uhm i have a great idea ill drive my car into the woods and take the wheels off in a zombie apocalypse :3

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blastysw

Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) best glitch ever: stay on the car for the wave, and sometimes at about 30 health the game freezes except for you and you have like a minute to repair or kill the frozen zombies.

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mantine55

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It makes you wonder how many other people drove through the forest..

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The_Idea_Men

Jun. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i like the part where you fix the hot air balloon and take off.... oh, what?

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killthemonk123

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Finally! The car is fixed! ...Where'd I put the keys?

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helenofsparta

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Make a sequel!

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jimbobur

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Somehow it feels wrong how much enjoyment I'm getting from obliterating armies of dead children and rabbits with a minigun and anti-personel mines...

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guyguytheguy

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) good game, reminds me of balloon in a wastland

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farie

Jul. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I understand why he was stuck, his wheels are rectangular

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therhyno25

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) in the description it says:"You are stuck alone..." ALONE...then who sells the weapons??

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SilentHitman123

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it makes me obscenely happy to watch birds blow themselves to pieces because they flew too low to a mine

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5firestorm1

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What he doesn't realise is that the zombies folowed him home...

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tishy19

May. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) What the hell is up with this lag?

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AgentKeen

Jul. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A lot of cool things, but the lag in later levels can take you from full health to almost dead. The amount of gore you're getting from a pixel game is pretty insane, but there's also another game on kongregate with an almost identical premise and a more in-depth system, so it loses some of the originality.

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Modulus365

Aug. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Square wheels? No wonder he broke down!

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Slothrop

Jun. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Super glad I got the requisite badge three years ago. Wait...three years? WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

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roxasdog

Jul. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *checks wave timer* NEXT WAVE STARTING?! I'm not even done with this one!

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Werevamps

Apr. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty impressed how quickly that truck can move with square wheels.

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volcanickeegan

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game! I want a second one but with more upgrades!

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PauloV7

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) At the end a persistent question remains... how the hell can he drive with squared wheels?

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