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"Aw man, I broke down. Hey, there's a rabbit... and another... and a lot of them... holy crap it bit me!" *bangbangbang* "Hey, there's a wallet in its stomach! And this one has a few dollars too! Whoa, what's that?! Looks like a dead child... yikes!" *bangbangbag* "Hey, more money... I can get out the winchester! Good thing I'm a travelling gun salesman. So long as I make up the cashbox, the boss never has to know...."
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"Day 32: I think I must be losing my mind. It shouldn't take this long to fix a broken down car, should it? Or maybe I am already mad? Damn, I hope these are really zombies I'm shooting - some of them look like children! But then again some of them are bigger even than that bully Kurt at work. He laughed at me. LAUGHED! Said I'd never invent boots to let you jump square over another person, or the pocket-vendor who accepts zombie guts as cash. But WHO'S LAUGHING NOW EH? Anyways, I almost have the rear wheels on, then I'll go hunt for the front ones. They must still be where I left them. It's funny, I really should have brought all four wheels over here right away, but for some reason I just couldn't bring myself to pick them up, after I collected the rear ones. Better hurry, it'll be night soon, and then all movement will slow to an unbearable crawl, and occationally halt entirely for a few seconds. That is the worst of all."
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This game broke down so badly that it became unplayable. It felt like i was trying to play an over crowded mmo hosted by a windows 98.
Theres no reason for a gig of memory to be used on this.
How did you NOT notice a memory leak of THIS stature.
No excuse good sir, no excuse at all.
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Chaingun froze my game-everything except my character meaning i was free to pick up my wheels and repair my car while the zombies were frozen in time :D
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I drove away in the middle of a wave so the zombies followed me....I think I'll be having a little trouble now that they know where I live.
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This dude can...
1. Repair a whole truck in one night
2. Reload a minigun in under 2 seconds
3. Jump, and run with a minigun
4. Make items appear, as there is nobody to sell him the items
The list goes on and on...
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best glitch ever: stay on the car for the wave, and sometimes at about 30 health the game freezes except for you and you have like a minute to repair or kill the frozen zombies.
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"Day 224:The Zombies still think I'm dead. They're still jumping over me and dancing,as if they're doing some kind of ritual to me. They've been doing this for at least 223 days straight, ever since I was knocked unconsious. I dont have to worry about starvation or dehydration though, cause they just bring me McDonalds and stuff. Oh well. Just gotta wait till Paramedics and the Police arrive."
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Somehow it feels wrong how much enjoyment I'm getting from obliterating armies of dead children and rabbits with a minigun and anti-personel mines...
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there's a secret slo-mo powerup that you get by making it to about wave 25. It is upgraded and unlocks earlier if you use a worse computer or use a VPN, and gets better and better each round.
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It's amazing how I can run around shooting zombies, collecting cash from dead hitch hikers, and burning up my limitless supply of car fuel to burn down zombies. Amazing science. Anyways, tips: If you build on accuracy, reload, and regeneration, you should be good for survival for the later waves if you run back and forth and jump over the zombies. It keeps you alive, and it keeps the zombies dead. For cash, obviously build your businessman skill so you're getting some decent cash. Late in the game, if you're running out of reasons to spend your money, just buy a huge load of mines and lay them down all over the place. In later waves, experience isn't hard to get at all, since they send hundreds of zombies at you at a time, and the larger the zombie, the more experience it gives. Of course, kill the smaller zombies first, since they're fast, and save the really big zombies for last and just jump over them to avoid them. Good game, 5/5!
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A lot of cool things, but the lag in later levels can take you from full health to almost dead. The amount of gore you're getting from a pixel game is pretty insane, but there's also another game on kongregate with an almost identical premise and a more in-depth system, so it loses some of the originality.
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while most of the time, when you have lag, you just slow down the frame rate, here you have SECONDS while you can't see what's happening. When you reach wave 15 the game is almost unplayable