Comments for Feed the King

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Mbaruh

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The chef's talent is wasted.. he is clearly the strongest man in the world

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JustSomeGuy

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Muffin Man, please stop sending muffins to this kingdom, as they are really hard to stack cakes on. Your Friend, The Royal Stacker

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jawunleashed

Nov. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I think there should be an ALL MUFFIN MODE! I bet bunch of people will be pulling their hair out!!! XD! 5/5

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rosalie1195

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) dear people living in this guy's kingdom: if you were wondering where all your tax money is going, THIS IS IT. XD 5/5

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8675039

Jul. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) marie antoniette would have a field day with this

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ChaoticBrain

Nov. 5, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) A warning to all future players: You WILL develop an irrational hatred of muffins after you've played this game.

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LockeDreams

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After getting the hard badge, I thought I'd give my own tip, because it was difficult for me until I realized this. Ignore the advice the game gives about not getting as high a score just because you stack higher. Take your time, going as straight up as you can, tilting the cakes whenever there's a bomb for you to avoid. I also highly recommend getting the heart upgrade for when you do this. :) Making it straight makes it very easy to eat all of your cake afterwards without missing any, and keeps you from screwing up and missing your cake.

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SmexyKakuzuMan

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Easy badge guide: Time mode, hold the down arrow, eat cake. After about 5 goes, you'll have it. Hurrah.

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atwfnj

Dec. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) King of diabetes :3

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dachuman

Nov. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder how much trouble the cook would get in if he dropped the plate

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KindredofLegousa

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dear King of Cakeland, Though has proven to be a most....interesting job, I find it a waste of my magical capabilities to merely make cakes stack so you can eat them. I've used most of my mana (magical energy, my lord), and now find even finding my spellbooks taxes much of my strength. In addition- no 3 second cameo in the game even? This lack of attention and waste of my powers and talent are just too much to bear. Have fun stacking cakes yourself. Sincerely, Merlin Former Court Magician of King James of Cakeland P.S. One of the batches of cakes has been poisoned. Guess which one and you might live.

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boyzpwn

Nov. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The chef's expression when there are a ton of cakes... PRICELESS :D

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arzillo2

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm lucky if i can carry one cake without it falling. This chef belongs in cirque du solei

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DavidF113

Jun. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) stupid muffins 10 in a row then hit a bomb

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kitty345876

Nov. 5, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) MOST EPIC CAKE NOMMING SOUNDS EVEER.

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deHeemskerker

Feb. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Piece of cake.

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ISwearCheeseThis

Oct. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is that beard or frosting?

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EvilDamien250351

Dec. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You know God hates you when you're forced to stack 6 cupcakes in a row ;~;.

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J0hn67

Apr. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *That moment you have to stack a cupcake on a cupcake with one heart* noooooooo

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PluzIII

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If you lose your last life on a bomb, you see the bits of cake coming down when the king points up xD

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JokerJ061398

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else notice the Chef's eye twitch under the strain of the cake? XD

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SleepYzZz

Nov. 5, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) should make it wen king is eating he gets fatter and fatter + if agree

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Death_By_Muffin

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If I didn't miss that last muffin, I would've gotten the hard badge. Ironic to my name, eh?

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bestatgames10

Aug. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wonder how much did the king pay the chef.

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BlackSnapper

Aug. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is exactly what I imagine the prime minister of Australia doing with all the taxes we send him.

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jollyroger18

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i DO NOT want to use his bathroom after hes done

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robareid

Jan. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The guy who pulls the lever should get a better job.

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bnesf

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Citizen: hey whats that strange multicolored tower doing? it seemed to pop out of nowhere and just start growing! Guard: Oh that? thats just the kings cake. hey whos the wierdo flying up the tower acting like a spiderpig!? Guard:... The King

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qwedsa213

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How can such a short stubby man like that consume so much cake and not get any fatter?

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PaladinOfGames

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Look at the baker's expression when the king is about to get flung. Depending on how many cakes you've balanced, it'll change.

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Randomwaffle23

Aug. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best baker in the world: Not only can he hold a gigantic stack of cakes with ONE HAND, he also keeps a mostly straight face as he watches the king climb the stack, knowing that the king will fall back down and make the funniest noise ever when he hits the ground. (Too bad we don't get to hear it...)

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bowen10000

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i wouldnt mind mouse controls of click to drop a cake and king follows mouse

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BINARYcode_

Mar. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5

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Arus51

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) At first I thought the cakes would fall if I had them tipping too much.

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SavajCabbaj

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) We, the People of Kongregate, demand a nom-nom-nom ring tone!

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FranzDerKaiser

Feb. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) No-one seems even remotely concerned about the army of flying bombs that is on its way to raze the kingdom...

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matthewg2

Nov. 3, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) no one has had a game on kong like this yet.very original 5/5

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dusseldorf

Nov. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) PRO TIP, I spent an hour trying to get the hard badge by meticulously getting edge bonuses... worst idea ever. Just build the straightest cake possible as high as possible and get the points when he flies up and eats it.

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spitzbube

Oct. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the cupcakes are a pain

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Fortunis0

Apr. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) King: Hey, can somebody tell the chef to stop putting icing on rocks and pretending it's a cake?! That stuff really hurts my teeth!

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aibobo

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) damn, this guy has steady hands !!

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dragonfire562

Nov. 3, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Honestly, this is the most creative game ever. Who would thought that you are baker and serving the king billions of cakes and him magically consuming them from the air. 0_0

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TMJumpLass

Nov. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i've always hated muffins and THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER (good game by the way)

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JerrodStorm

Jun. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) They should make a prequel about having to gather all the ingredients.

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avatar for Mattpud
Mattpud

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Tuasco, you get the double points automatically if you already got the badge, so it's never a 'damn moment'. :)

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trampek

Nov. 6, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Im just curious how that king will make his way back down to castle...

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avatar for D3gamer
D3gamer

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) To save some of you a bit of time, you can get 75K fairly easily if you have a tower score of 45-50K. Then, even if you do pretty bad with the eating part, you should still have enough cakes to get 75K. There's a restart button on the pause menu so you can restart if the tower score isn't high enough to save some time :)

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avatar for eddy882
eddy882

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What an addicting game! .... Im hungry. Im gonna go eat some cake.

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avatar for Makana
Makana

Jun. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Every now and then after playing for a long time I seem to get a bit of lag in the form of a cake momentarily stopping or slowing down its side to side motion (inevitably right before I push down :p). Anyone else experiencing that? Please + if it's happening to you too.

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avatar for LennyT
LennyT

Nov. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game. Bonus tip for the hard badge: focus on the eating combo instead of the stacking combo.

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