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KnightLleu

Mar. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Death by Demon Nerd.... Yep, gotta watch out for those guys

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Welcomematt

Mar. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died the same way I was born: screaming and covered in blood.

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Cornpwnage

Mar. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Like if you died!

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WingedAngel278

Mar. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I got killed by a girl. Linda specifically.

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pj123456

Feb. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 2 minutes 21 seconds BaBaBa Boom

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TheHarrowing

Feb. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I survived explosions, mutilation, setting myself on fire, getting punched by God, bit by snakes, hit by an anvil and even atomic-body slammed. Papercuts, not even once.

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Traco2

Feb. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) With 0.06 seconds left, stan managed to commit suicide with a paper shredder. I don't see the logic, it would be much less painful to jump out a window. (But a lot less fun, too! :D)

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Cwovictor

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from God's hand XD.

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Cwovictor

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) There should be a list saying all posible ways to die.

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blokkertiger

Feb. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh wow. This guy can pee A LOT!

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Jerome101

Feb. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love how everyone does not care seeing you die XD

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ShadowLeigh

Feb. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) When this game first came out on Adult Swim I'd play hours at a time.

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YoStephen

Feb. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Everyone's committing suicide for the weekend.

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spellgamer

Feb. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died by being eaten by a shark

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Arteia

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from a sudden WEASEL attack. o_O

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breannaalrun

Jan. 27, 2013

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austindestroyer

Jan. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from the papercutter, but why doesnt he slam it against his head, slicing it open?

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fauxfoe

Jan. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Electrourination.

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Nicecoolguy0

Jan. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Next time I wanna commit suicide ill just wear a pinata on my head

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bluej127

Jan. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died when i told the manager there was cake upstairs....

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arnold1073

Jan. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) yes i ied thnks to the pink thins in the toilet !!!!!

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ghost987

Jan. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died when I became the office's piñata :P

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fDianaf

Jan. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died by a chainsaw o.O

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NitroSpazm

Dec. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died from peeing on a computer

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arnold1073

Dec. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) does anyone elses game not keepgoing after you clickplay on the Audultswimgames page?

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Quinnemans

Dec. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I was killed by a clown in the bathroom

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ps3god26

Dec. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i died slamming my head in a copy machine lmao

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GamerGuy75

Nov. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It's casual Friday! Yay!!! XD 5/5 and favorited.

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3m0ch1ck

Nov. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hilarious XD

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ifrog81

Nov. 11, 2012

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ifrog81

Nov. 11, 2012

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peapod1111

Nov. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) awesome!!

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Jonathancrazyj

Nov. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I have to say, everything was fairly normal for an office suicide... staplers... shredders... hand of God from a 'jesus freak'... I was not, however, expecting the killing blow to come from a MASSIVE SHARK IN THE FLOOR??! 4/5 would have been 5 but too short for me.

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AgentNegativeOne

Oct. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died by shark outta the floor

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Tullo

Oct. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I put on the pinata suit and it glitched with me in the corner for the rest of the time.

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Killerind

Oct. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) omg I got trolled by a fat bastard in a corner. >:(

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4blob

Oct. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Photocopier to the temple. Ouch.

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mysterygrrl

Oct. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) wow that fat guy is not observant...covered in blood scissors sticking out of my chest, and he talks about italian beef

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NickHolley

Sep. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Death by nuking. Lovely. Ooh, and the copy room is some easy hurting. A paper-cutter and four copy machines.

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lobie8

Sep. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I almost got eaten by a shark, and i'm STILL alive! O_o

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Andrei879

Sep. 16, 2012

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Falos

Sep. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Didn't realize I was so close when I suddenly peed on an electric skull...

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cadis1

Aug. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i died by getting eaten by a shark and being beat up by weasles perfect way to die!

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Briax

Aug. 08, 2012

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link35

Aug. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) nobody cares about your stupid comment Cptkiller

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FattyMcFatstein

Jul. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The controls make me want to kill myself.

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CptKiller856

Jul. 27, 2012

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awesomexx

Jul. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) they should put this on a 1000 ways to die LOL great game 5/5

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17kirik17

Jul. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) dies from over peeing XD

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gold0955

Jul. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) died by putting a pinota on my head

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