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szczoo17

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This guy is almost immortal!

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Strykz

Sep. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fat coworker trapped me in a corner and talked me to death

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Blunderduff

Aug. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died because i decided to walk around with a pinata on my head. :D

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Prod_AG

Aug. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i got raped by a clown in the bathroom... where in the hell do i work?

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SuperFry

Aug. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) somethings mest up, i killed myself (on newgrounds) in like 2 minutes, i did the same thing here and i CANT DIE!

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1ani2

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i died from a chainsaw dang thats gotta hurt :(

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LyosVanHuhn

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Died by copying myself xD

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Jippy11

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Death by shark :D

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joshysters19

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got killed by being supplies with anvils, dynamite and a chainsaw, whoever was in the supply room is a complete idiot!

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ttteee100

Aug. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got killed by a clown

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alienflybot

Aug. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If there is a health bar that will be better to know that what time will you die.

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dragon9916

Aug. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) moped threw up stapled stabbed flamed burned DEAD

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dragon9916

Aug. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i talked to the manager and he killed me lol

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Muuki

Aug. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died by geting myself cuted by a paper cutta

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raptor6978

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so 5 chainsaws, 4 packs of dynamite and two anvils and i am fine. i got smashed by god, i got smashed by baseball bat wielding cndy hunters, and threw my head into three paper shredders. still alive. i stapled myself in the head. and i died. ?!?!?!

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AlexFromRomania

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I bruned my face, a microwave exploded near my head, i was punched by 3 men, and a shark ripped me into two, but i survived. By when the weasels started attacking me, i was no match for them!

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18tbrown

Aug. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i got eaten by a shark

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shobo256

Aug. 11, 2011

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mastersub

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i got glitched aginst a wall because iof weasles wtf

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thekoolaidmanX

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how much punishment can this guy take?

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freaky20

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i died by a copy mosheen

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bunnysparrow

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "What do I look like, your boyfriend?" "No, he's much more muscular!" I DIE LAUGHING

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blackrose911

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died by being attacked by man-eating ferrets

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w0wh34d1

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) OMG FLAME TO THE FACE!

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w0wh34d1

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Die by the left hand of god lol with his 4 finger ring

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Gibby00

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) die dang it die

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bharash

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) idiaed by being consumed by the boss's shark... wait a sec what boss owns a shark

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F0etus

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died from urinating on a computer :0

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Jerzuersu

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died... Only because I dressed up as a pinata. So sad ='(

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kinne

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i like it when it freezes

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seconds

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the fat nerd is anyonning

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megaman99

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i dies by getting attacked by weasels

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killamonkeysz

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) [+] if you tink that they should make a mode where you have no time

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blakewookie

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i got 4 minutes 59 and a half seconds

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cedric1234

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL i was trying to die desperate, when i got into a pinata and people hit me with a bat! rthen leter, i needed it, and i was fiunnaly done when i flamed myself! XD

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conmeo577

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was stuck inbetween two tables. Then the fatass blocked my way for about 4 minutes. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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llamaskill

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) now I know why its dangerous to run around with scissors

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gamerlda

Jul. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Death by monkeys!!!! I love this game!

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ch108194

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) death by weasles...

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Borecticoon

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Some kind of protection animals killed me when I tried to go to my boss.

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Meistheman

Jul. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) woohoo i killed me like this:the dork punched me with his hand,than i got 2 scisorss in my tummy got me nuked from that thing that you make sandwiches,a shark bited me,some kind of snakes bited me and then i killed me with a flamethrower

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JamikKim

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Flame yourself like in the training video, nuke yourself with the microwave, go downstairs, get an umbrella through your chest as you make your way to the science lab to get killed by axemen. They have 5 attack, 0 armour and 50 HP, you should have only 44/100 by the time you get there.... ;p

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Leonheart5

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was killed by an umbrella

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bags1234

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i died by burning myself and getting hit in the head with an anvil XD

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Raceflea68

Jul. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Go upstairs and take the fish from the wall and walk to the glass and be eaten by a shark. -20%

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Blueinsanity

Jul. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think there'd be more to do to hurt yourself in a science lab than just whizzing all over the computers...

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metal4life11

Jul. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 they only thing i hate is the controls though

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gipito

Jun. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) put the trophie in the microwave for - 18% thumbs up if it helpĀ“d you

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EricDraven0

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ive died......by being supplied

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nickh117

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i cant die

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