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DuluT

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this guy should be very usefull in war game rather than tank or else...

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Torpedo666

Oct. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Don't the others care that you are soaked in blood and that you have a pair of scissors in your eye?

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Arkbird

Oct. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WTFHAXBBQ!

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elzooi

Sep. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A copy machine does au!

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DarkraiPrince

Sep. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i died by suppliment!

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crazyrabbit48

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the shark. if only you could find a secret gun or something

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raptor6978

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so 5 chainsaws, 4 packs of dynamite and two anvils and i am fine. i got smashed by god, i got smashed by baseball bat wielding cndy hunters, and threw my head into three paper shredders. still alive. i stapled myself in the head. and i died. ?!?!?!

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conmeo577

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was stuck inbetween two tables. Then the fatass blocked my way for about 4 minutes. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Leonheart5

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was killed by an umbrella

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bags1234

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i died by burning myself and getting hit in the head with an anvil XD

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Raceflea68

Jul. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Go upstairs and take the fish from the wall and walk to the glass and be eaten by a shark. -20%

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Blueinsanity

Jul. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think there'd be more to do to hurt yourself in a science lab than just whizzing all over the computers...

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murgtah

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) death by copy machine!

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sebbe55

May. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i died by the psyco ring kind D:

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Tman813

Apr. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wish there was some kind of sandbox mode just to experiment with. + if you agree.

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JSilvis

Feb. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Haha, love Adult Swim games There should be more badges though.

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pepsi987

Feb. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died by acidentally putting my head in the shredder :P PS. sorry if this comment has errors because I'mfrom finland...

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phoenix23

Jan. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow, i got a normal death... eating by a shark.

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Deathclock05

Dec. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i got killed by the maniacs that wanted candy

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braichuski

Nov. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) o smack i died.... oh wait thats good :) 5/5

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Ronger

Nov. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) LOOOL I DIED BECAUSE OF THE GIANT SHARK IN THE MAIN HALL XD

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winde25

Aug. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i did by getting shot by an angry manager

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papce

Oct. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i was eaten by shark.

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ComAndoUnit17

Apr. 27, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) If you are just here for the badge, just go to the supply room (top right from your desk) and hit space bar until you die.

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MICHAELMOORE51

Mar. 11, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) yeah i know man. pretty cool.

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BeatPulse

Dec. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Killed by a Copy Machine. Bam Bam!

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010110102

Dec. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) anyone else getting a responsive keypad?

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Badgesnatcha

Feb. 04, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) The badge isn't working for me...

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TibTab_69

Nov. 06, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Lol I beat it in 4:59.487. I was so confused when i saw the badge come up

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Solaya

Dec. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Killer clown. In the toilet. Enough said.

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josef733

Dec. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is so retarded but I love it!

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alexislag

Dec. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died when the manager shoots at me. The manager is the murderer! LOL!

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SuperFry

Aug. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) somethings mest up, i killed myself (on newgrounds) in like 2 minutes, i did the same thing here and i CANT DIE!

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Catmanthefoo

Dec. 06, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a big fan of that there supply room- if that's not quality and quick service I don't know what is

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yuroki

Mar. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Tips how to die easily go to the elevator the room that has boxes go in it you will se a door over there enter it talk to the man and keep getting axed

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PunkTyrant

May. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I just stayed in front of the supply place and spammed things thrown at me XD

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drexelborz82

May. 09, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Does nobody in the office care that there's an almost-dead man with blood all over himself just strolling around nonchalantly? Also if you need those few extra points to kill yourself, just go spam the supply office. I'm sure they'll be able to lend you another anvil, chainsaw, or stick of dynamite, because ALL offices are great like that and they'll lend you anything you need.

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CarmillionCze

Aug. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I love this type of games :) Btw,i died by vomiting over toilet :3

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Tornadoator

Oct. 09, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Died from being eaten by a shark. Just wondering why there's a giant shark tank underneath a corporate office lol.

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XxPandaKingxX71

Aug. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Bing... Explosive Trophy any one

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smokenmonkey10

Nov. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died pissing on an electric skull

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8675039

Jul. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) for all the serious games on kongregate its nice to have some like these ^^

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Vandalman32

Jan. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) press + if you should be able to jump out a window :)

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FaycalA1

Mar. 09, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) i died by throwing myself in the paper machine

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KrystalFlynn

Jun. 11, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) I died by getting eaten by snakes, How terrible

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Vivere

Sep. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died by being smitten by the hand of God. lol

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dominic9143

Sep. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i died by getting shot by the umbrella then i did it again and died by the microwave

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jjantz

Jul. 16, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I got run through in the stomach with an umbrella and crushed by a giant fist from the sky but what killed me in the end was peeing on a skull. Makes sense.

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PKPenguin

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died by peeing on a computer. >=D

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teflonasdf

Aug. 07, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) There should be status bar how much beating do I have to take, like 100%.

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