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King: I reward you with a blackhole potion and a cool catapult for crushing all the castles. Me: Why didn't you give me the ******* potion so I'd easily crush all the castles? King: I wanted to watch you trying to get gold on every level.
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Tip: Dont worry about getting all gold until you unlock more powerful things to launch. Towers that seem had to you now will be easy throwing something like acid. + this comment if it helped you :)
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Broken Circuit: I just firebomb the place and let him fall. Genius, or no? And click "See All": there's a gem of a comment in there.
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Excellent. A comedic, entertaining, somewhat challenging game with good theme, atmosphere, and concept. With great video and audio, interesting weapons, and perfectly oriented physics used in the game, I can't help but rate this with a full 5 stars! Also, it was a piece of cake for me to get all the badges, and I usually never accomplish such a thing on a game, so that tells me it's a bit too easy in certain aspects. I don't think I'll ever come back to this game simply because there is no reason to do so. I strongly recommend increasing the possible aspects of the game even further. New levels, more storyline, anything really. Otherwise, excellent game, and definitely one of my favorites. Again, 5 stars.
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I bought the cheat mode (5 creds) It was not worth it! Australia mode makes the game go upside - down, the items and people are random colours on rainbow mode, low gravity is annoying (like Big Head Mode), when you kill someone on confetti mode, they turn into confetti, super explosions are okay. But Debug mode is THE WORST. Everything is blue and the things that are hit turn dark blue. The people are fat sticks with sharp ends... waste of creds!!
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"King! King! We are under attack!" "We have to move!" King:" No! we must stay still, the painter is still painting us!" King: "Respect the painter!"
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All badges done, easily done and faster if you go for the gold right away and restart immediately if you don't. Some physics flaws, (buildings falling on someone but not killing them) but very original despite the WoW GUI, which a lot of flash games seem to like to mimic these days, but keep up the good work, loved the story and hope for a new version. D:
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"Sir, we are under attack, we must protect the king! What shall I do?" "Place him in a wooden room next to 500lbs of TNT." "Excellent idea, sir!"
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Knight: King, there's a huge iron ball coming right at us! What should we do!?!?!? King: Stand here and hope it doesn't hit us.
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PEOPLE are getting killed under there and their brains should be coming out but noooo they are living happily under a huge pile of concrete and wood.
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I do find the fact that damage detection or something is as bit off, annoying. As others have posted, that last person holding up the castle with their head and they Still don't die...
Apart from that, and having to play each level over and over and over for gold... it's still fun.
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I hit and knocked over the same guy twice with a bolder to the head and he didn't die then this barrel comes rolling along slower than a turtle and kills him?!? This is crazy lol
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a freaking staircase can fall on someone from 400 ft and nothing will happen, but they bump theyre head and they explode. WTF!!!!!
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A metal piece that must weigh at least a ton falls on their heads and still doesn't kill them? Man these people must really get their calcium and eat their veggies!
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so how do you feel as the creator of one of the most popular games on kong?
(P.S. infernalent I'll only agree with you if YOU'RE a physicist)
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"Marty, are you sure its safe to make the foundation of our castle out of barrels of TNT? I know its cheaper than stone, but.."
"Trust me. You'll think its worth it when we're in Cabo with all that money I saved. Wait. what's that flying towards us from the distance?"
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"Sir the queen suddnly blew into blood by touching the foundation what should we do " king: nothing this is only natural in castels