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I walked away from my friend when he tried stealing, he punched me in the face, then i died of health drop. i guess he was arnold shwarzenegger... wait why cant i stay healthy?!?
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My first wife was murdered... My second wife died of cancer. I proposed to a new woman and she ran away with my 5000 dollar ring, and I never saw her again. I was Hard as a Nail, Beautiful, Life of the Party, and a Genius. My life still ended depressingly at the age of 100. I had 45,000 dollars because I was a movie star, and I still died very depressingly...
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This developer is one of the few I know that actually shows that you don't need flashy or amazing graphics to make one of the best games on kongregate.
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Relationships.
Date.
You are interested in: Helen Dunn. Personality 1/10. Attractiveness 1/10.
Would you like to date this person?
Yes.
This person has denied you.
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Suicide, do you go through with this? "Im better than this"
You come to the conclusion that your healthy and have many years to live "continue"
You have died!
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Wait... I'm a General in the army, I've beat a mugger so badly he went to the hospital, and I have more strength than I know what to do with. But I'm beat up by a few drunk teens. Makes sense?
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Once I got to the matchbox options, I clicked "look at the box", then next turn I died of a fire. Must have been too hard to resist.
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haahhaa epic my streanth is Arnold Schwarzenegger soo i named my guy that. then i got kids.. and the first one is Arnold Schwarzenegger II other one is Arnold Schwarzenegger III and third Arnold Schwarzenegger IIII XD.. All strong boys XD
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I want some candy,MURDERED,i want some candy,MURDERED,i want some candy,MURDERED,*Hovers mouse to i want some candy again*MURDERED...
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strength: Arnold Schwarzenegger, "your strength is too low to use this monstrous machine. You try it anyway. An hour later one of the gym staff find you with both your arms stuck in the machine." are u kiddin me?
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So I was a young adult looking for a date. A girl with 1/10 attractiveness adn 1/10 personality turned me down. What's wrong with me!?!