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I started in Madagascar and was like "OH GOD YESSSSSSS".
Madagascar shuts everything down, can't get off Madagascar.
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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"The vaccine worked better than anyone hoped. You are unable to infect anyone new."
Wow. Thats quite a serious obstacle considering that I already infected the whole world population.
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No lethality, yet people want to stop it. No infectivity, yet millions are infected every day. No visibility, yet everyone shuts down borders. Is it just me, or does realistic mode seem a bit... unrealistic?
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everyone in greenland died with the ports and airports still open but they closed the hospitals. What the hell were they thinking?
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Madagascar may be almost impossible to infect, but I started in Madagadscar and after 30 days only Madagascar was infected and everyone else shut everything down.
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Humanity may have been destroyed but Greenland kept it's ports and hospital open to the very end. They have balls unlike Madagascar...
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*Started in North America, infected everything except Madagascar.* "F&^!!" *Started in Australia, infected everything except Madagascar.* "Cmon!" *Started in Madagascar "I got you now world!!!" , infected nowhere except Madagascar.* "Aw WTF world that's not fair!!"
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SADLY, when I started to really infect everyone, a ship was not in a dock. And all the docks were shut down. So it just aimlessly wandered around in the ocean while the rest of the world got infected and died. ALL ABOARD THE S.S. LIFESAVER
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I've got every territory on Earth infected with a deadly parasite; it's only a matter of time before the end of all life. Every airport, hospital, school, border, port, etc. is closed. Bodies are being burned, bottled water is being handed out, but it appears to all be in vain. There is no hope for humanity. Except for one thing. There is a single boat, aimlessly roaming the world's oceans. No safe port upon which to call. Perhaps there was a stowaway, packed in one of the crates of the boat. The captain and crew are dead, but she knew enough to burn their bodies and somehow has found a way to provide food and clean water on the floating Eden. Every human being in every nation has been eradicated. But this orphan girl is the last human on Earth. She patrols the world's oceans, looking for one last human to call friend, brother, lover, savior. She will never lose hope. She will never give up the search. Godspeed, little Noah. May the winds and currents carry you to a bright future.
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Best feeling you can have in this game? Watching as Madagascar closes it's shipyards and then one lone ship enters the port a moment later, bringing with it the infection.
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Disease spotted in Madagascar. Awesome!
Madagascar shuts down shipyards due to risk of contamination.
Madagascar is only infected country.
Madagascar = Master of Trolls
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method.
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Person: President Madagascar, President Madagascar! PM: Yes? Person: A man in the US coughed in front of his television set. PM: O SHI-, SHUT DOWN THE DOCKS! KILL THE RATS! HUNT THE INSECTS! Person2: President Greenland, President Greenland! PG: Yes? Person2: Half our population has become infected, mindless, unhealthy zombies! The rest of the world has been completely wiped out! PG: Whatever, go away. Spongebob is on.
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Madagascar: "Hmm... disease that everyone has, no symptoms, no deaths, no visible signs of the disease whatsoever? better close borders and shut down our only port..."
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Started in Madagascar...:-)......buys heat cold moisture, sneezing. Sits down to wait for Madagascar to send out a ship.
And waits..........waits........waits.....
Madagascar goes red......waits......waits......
Madagascar closes shipyard.
REALLY?!
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This game is okay, but it would be good if it wasn't ridiculously luck-based. I had a disease start in Madagascar and it took 40 days before the disease spread to another country (by that time 99% of the country was already infected). There needs to be somewhat even odds on infection and the reactions should have been adjusted to the severity of the disease. No country closes it's borders/airports/water treatment plants for a disease that only causes sneezing (at least on "realistic")
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Everything but the U.S.A. was infected. Planes and ships are down, border open. Where is someone jumping Mexico's border when you need them?
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There is one person left alive on the earth. And this person is in new zeland. I've sold everything so he won't die. I'm waiting for this unmaned boat that's been going in circles for days to either run out of gas or crash. This autopilot must be pretty dang amazing.
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A poor little ship got his homeport closed down while he was at sea. He's been traveling the world for about half a year
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Pandemic 2 gameplay: You start outside Madagascar you never manage to infect Madagascar
You start in Madagascar you never manage to leave Madagascar
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Dear Madagascar,
Just to let you know I am injecting myself with a modified strand of the H5N1 virus so I can personally infect and destroy all that you stand for.
Sincerely,
Player of Pandemic 2
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I managed to infect every area. except somehow. one eluded me. its not nadagascar *gasp*
ITS GREEEEEEEEEEEEENLAAAAAAAAND! the most idiotic in the game, the one who always dies first, is the one that escaped O_O
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don't get what all the fuss is about, sure everyone is infected except for Madagascar, but it hasn't killed anyone. come on, open your ports, I don't bite
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The ports of Madagascar close as the virus spreads, but there's one boat that was still on its way. It approaches. It docks. The virus spreads. I HAVE INFECTED A CLOSED MADAGASCAR! MUAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! SCREW THOSE OTHER PLACES I MISSED I WON THE GAME!!!