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chinaise prez : OMG someone sneezed shut down everything!! wait keep airports shipyards and borders open if we die everyone else will too!!!!!
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Border lines are bein' closed,
Nobody's right if everybody's dead,
We better stop hey,
Whats that sound?
There's a new virus that's goin round..
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wow... I just got into madagascar with my virus. *5 seconds later* MADAGASCAR HAS CLOSED DOWN ITS SHIPYARDS TO PREVENT POSSIBLE INFECTIONS.
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method.
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my disease has drug resistence, extreme heat and moisture resistence, water rodent insect and airborne and is a parasite. awesome.
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I think if the president of madascar ran your school ,then it would be pretty hard to play video games with a hazmat suit on =(
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I agree with Nauto98001, except that Madagascar is not an ideal starting point. The disease takes too long to spread to other countries. By the time it does, Madagascar is red, which makes other countries more likely to start closing down before they are infected.
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I wish the President of Madagascar ran my school. "OMG ONE PERSON COUGHED!!!!! EVERYONE STAY HOME AND WEAR HAZMAT SUITS! DON'T DO HOMEWORK BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE INFECTED!!!!"
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Pick Virus. "Durable" means you have to keep the infected in "durable" limits. and thats only possible with any speciality you can control. Like fever and caughing.
Don't change anything but the deseases since you infect all the world. That way you can add/remove infection rate using them and you can manage to keep it quiet so you can get in the f.ing Madagascar.
After you got all the world, buy all drug resistances and the damaging/infecting deseases.
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you want to save up then in 1 massive attack add a bunch of major infecting symptons and killer symptons because its hard to get enough for killer symptons after.
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I may have wiped out the world, but a lone ship is still pursuing the oceans, lone survivors in the face of catastrophe...
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relistic .................................................................................. YEA I KILLED HUMANITY IN ........................ crap 101 days O_o
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Oh No! A virus that does absolutely nothing! shut down docks, airports, transportation, block the border, kill all rats and bugs, we might just get a pointless virus.
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method. Try it, it really works first time :D
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I love making it have zero visibility and waiting for the whole world to get infected. Does nothing and harms no one. Then one month later, BAM! Heart failure.
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what to do when there is about to be an apocalypse caused by a virus
1. call an exterminator pronto!
2. don't breathe
3. don't drink anything
4. stock up on cans of raid
if you do these things you will be fine
this has been a public service announcement by the government of the world.
now back to spongebob
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giving this one star simply because there are almost 20 million people in your madagascar with no airport and seemingly no boats either as i have tried several times following others guides with 0 infected in madagascar.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE!
Bieber Fever:
Symptoms include dementia, sores, and pulmonary edema.
Around 4.4 billion people infected, another 550 million dead.
All known countries have experienced many extreme cases and further deaths are expected.
If you are one of the approximate 1.3 people left alive and uninfected... the fan girls are coming to get you.
That is all.