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Congrats designer and Kong. NEVER have I ever wanted to NEVER play a game again. NEVER. And now the word 'NEVER' looks funny. So, yeah... thanks for that extra frustration.
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Got my 5 point badge and ran. The game too often asks you to spend real money, the soundtrack was muted after 5 minutes and the responsiveness of the controls feels very...muddy. Wall running and double jumping often lead to really wacky results, and there is no consistency on how they operate at times.
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double jump: self-explanatory. wall grip: hold space while near a wall- you should be running. the more upgraded you have it the longer you can hold on. wall jump- allows you to perform another jump after hopping from a wall. upgraded levels allow for more jumps before hitting the ground. skully magnet- attracts coins towards you. upgraded levels increase the attraction distance. only useful in adventure. life slot- allows you to survive more "fatal" dangers. only useful in adventure. chicken flap- allows you to flap your arms, acting as a mini triple jump. upgraded levels allow you to flap more than once. fast recovery- speeds up the recovery time of knocking into objects. panic power: allows ONE escape from grimmy. used up once you are saved. costs 129 each, doesn't upgrade. rubber bones- allows you to fall a LOT more before dying. keep this +ed so everyone can see!
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Annoying music, no mute button (or it's hard to find), non-intuitive menus, poor controls (no shortcut keys for menus when the rest of the game is keyboard, so I have to keep reaching up to use the mouse). And of course the shameless money grubbing: I don't want to pay to get a game over with...I want to pay because I like playing it. I don't like playing this.
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Game isn't the worst, but fact that it's an obvious grab for Kreds makes it a 1 out of 5. Drop the prices on upgrades and maybe, MAYBE it gets bumped up to 3 out of 5.
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"You got an afterburner shake device to activate." It's a fusking computer you IOS/Android free to pay money whoring game developer!
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I love how every few levels it tells me I have enough money to buy something from the shop, but the only thing there is the thing that costs Kreds. (I actually hate this.)
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Don't ever buy 100, 300 and 500 kreds packs, they are a rip off. Just keep your money and do something more usefull, like seting it on fire.
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got the second badge without ever getting a second star upgrade just level one. Basically I never made it to 199 coins. Im out. This game is crap upon crap couple with money grubbing.
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When more thought seems to have been put into how to get Fred's hair and mouth to quiver in the picture in top corner than into the controls and the game in general, you should rethink things.
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This has to be made multiplayer! In multiplayer you could race people to the finish in adventure mode and see who survives the longest in survival mode. There could be small prizes to the winners too, ect.
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"Hey! We know you haven't actually played the game yet, but give us money for things that will presumably be useful in that game you haven't played!" 1 star
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So... after a few mystery boxes.... You want me to shake my device to use the afterburner? Which part of my desktop-pc you want me to shake?
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Geeze when the hell did I fall back into the 90s? This game is like shareware, I'm impressed the loading icon wasn't a little floppy disk with all these nag ads. I hate that a few of the ads have no way to close the ad without going back to the shop screen either. "Want to get more lives?" and you can only push ok.
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I concur. Gratuitous in-game promotions, annoying to have to click NO each time. I just want the badges. Once I have them, I'm not replaying. This isn't because it's a bad game - it's a really good one - it's just the "Buy This Now For This" theme throughout.
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"Propel yourself at full Speed! To use Afterburner, shake your device once." Yeah, that's going to work real well on my desktop system...
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I died while I was still blinking.... isn't the point of blinking that you are invulnerable during that time? There are so many glitches in this game it is unbelievable. I want to like it, I really do, but there is so much wrong. I still can't figure out the wall jumps (maybe I'm just an idiot, but every time I try to wall jump my guy spazzes). The hit detection is horrendous, Every time I try to walk on walls my guy either slows down so slow that the grim reaper thing catches me or stops altogether. Plus, as many others have said, skills and levels are WAY too expensive. You shouldn't have to grind on a game like this, especially 2 levels in! This game has so much potential, I've been playing it for the last few days and want it to be better than it is, but I just keep getting more frustrated. I wish I could give it 5/5, but with all that is wrong I have to bring it down for 3/5 until some things are addressed.
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Some time ago, I managed to enjoy this game enough to grind my way to all the upgrades necessary for the really challenging modes. Then all my progress was erased. I imagine that if anyone were impressionable enough to buy all that progress with real money, it could vanish just as easily with no recourse.
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Finally a game I can give 1/5 without hesitation. I didn't like anything about it, especially the unappealing character.
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When I first started playing, I so wanted to like this game despite the adverts. It began to make to make me feel a little nostalgic for 90's platformers, such as Crash Bandicoot, Tomb Raider, Rayman etc. But this was executed so terribly. It's incredibly grindy which wouldn't be so bad if it was enjoyable. The character mechanics fail in almost every way, even jump isn't responsive at times, and the hazard mechanics are terrible too. If you have a straight tunnel with swinging blades with no alternative path or speed-boosters, and it works seamlessly almost always and yet now and again you suddenly get chopped by a latent pendulum, then something is wrong. This game could be amazing, but as it is I don't understand how you can have the audacity for so many in-game 'buy this, buy that' pop-ups. I can't give it more than a 1, sorry :( I do hope it meets its potential one day, though.
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If you played that ninja runner game that kinda sucked and thought "I wish the graphics and physics were worse and also I'd like to be a ginger kid instead of a ninja", then this is the game for you!
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My method for enjoying pay-to-play games:
1. Rate it 1 star.
2. Play the game.
3. If the game is crap, keep my 1 star rating.
4. If the game is fun, keep my 1 star rating.
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Go to the powers in the shop, click the afterburner, then "how to use" It thinks I am playing on a tablet, tells me to shake my PC!
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Seriously? Asking for cash before the game even starts, and then every time you start adventure mode? Got the badges- never coming back.