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Now,instead of helping their son fending off those monsters,the parent give their present to their son...
What a great parents they are.
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from now on, im making gure me and my sister both have guns, extra ammo, chainsaws, and doll-repelant when we go open our presents.
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Either presents should NOT disappear, or you should have a queue so that when your bat runs out, you switch to the hammer automatically. Finding 3 metal bats in a row should be a GOOD thing.
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Some kid's parent's are cheap... this kid's parent' must have a sh*t load of money if they bought him this many toys. father*hey tim what do you want for christmas, we have lots of money so we can buy you all the video games you want* tim*I want dolls, balls, jack-in-a-box, weird puking dolls, outdated motorcycle toys oh! and they all have to be possessed by demons* father* are.. are you sure I mean we could get you a striper, I mean your 23 years old tim!* tim*No no I want what I asked for*
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ooh! look! another 1 of my presents! whos it from? *looks* from:SickDeathFiend to: mrjesse99
ooooh sh*t *incinerates present* ok...ok im good *robot comes outta flames* HOLY SH*t!!!!!!!!!!!!
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boring game.
and if toys came to kill me all i would do is step on his neck chop off his fus. and burn him to ****ing shreds
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and this young timmy is why you must never ever ever ever miss spell santas name on your chrismast list when you send a letter santa beacuse satan might recive it in stead and then youll end up with a whole lot of trouble
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Honey, Timmy's screaming about getting attacked by zombies and i hear a fight. Shouldn't we help him? *Yawns* Lets wait till morning.
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i dont get it, ppl r complaining that 2:20 + is 2 hrd, i find it annoying that theres 2 much weapons :D im fine its not hard, the only hard part is preserving as much weapons as possible
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@DeathPortal i totally agree, i was doing a christmas crossword and you had 2 unscramble the words then find em, i i put satan instead of santa b4 realizing something was wrong
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Couldn't you have been a little more creative with difficulty than the tired old "give the enemies a shitload of HP so it takes forever to bring down one of them" route?
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i like how it's luck based on if you totally screw up by clicking on a present or it saves you. way to take out skill.
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Dear Santa,
I told you that all I wanted for Christmas was my two front teeth and a hippopotamus, but instead you sent me demonic dolls that tried to kill me in the night. So I thank you. It was a lot of fun shooting them and tearing them up with my dad's chainsaw. And whenever they reached me, they just made ugly faces at me before I punched them in the face. Thank you again.