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"hey, can I have a bun, then tomato, then lettuce, then patty cooked for 33.5 seconds, then mayo, then bun? thanks." *receives burger* "Hmm... let me check this for food poisoning. Looks good! Yes! Whoo-hoo! You got 97% for waiting, 93% for grilling, and 95% for toppings. Here's a $5.28 tip"
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How to get the badges the 'easy' way: First, choose any customer that you want to get to Silver level. I chose Penny, for example. Next, continue normally. Give every customer raw patties (to save time), but build them the burger the way they want it. This way you will get atleast a few Tips needed for the Upgrades. When your chosen customer appears, FOCUS ENTIRELY ON THEM. Cook their meat, build their burgers carefully and prioratize them. This way, they will at some point reach Silver level. Once you got the badge for the Upgrades, you can give every customer (except your chosen one, of course) the short burger (Bun, Raw Patty, Bun) to save time. And once you've gotten the badges you can flip Papa the finger and continue with more fun stuff. All you need is patience.
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Me: Stop judging your burger, the burger on the grill is getting overcooked!
Me also: I know what you want, cut the chase. Let me handle it. The burger in the kitchen is cooking.
Customer: Why is my little burger costing the same as the triple meat there?
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When do we get a "create-a-papa" papa game, depending on the uninspired interests of whoever wants more of these games? And why do they keep getting badged? Is it because no one will play them otherwise?
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Papa's plan for money
1. Set up contest of somekind or whatever
2. Ditch them, leave and come back when they are the king
3. Ask for money and a burger, and then leave
4. PROFFIIIITTTT!!!
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Johanna, you said " I get that they aren't for everyone, but these are hardly ever BOTD" - I beg to differ. They've been badge of the day three times a year for four years. While you and your friend might like these games, the fact of the matter is they're terrible and most people don't enjoy the mechanics. It's not the idea of the game, the idea is fantastic. It's the execution. Everything about these games.. well, this one game that's reskinned about six times, is rage-inducing to a lot of people. I got these badges back in 2015. All of them. Because they were BOTD and after the first one, I didn't want sit through this again later so I got them all. The only one that I did enjoy was Jacksmith, and that's because the formula ever so slightly changed. Jacksmith, or Papa's Smitheria to some, is somewhat enjoyable because the knights are just happy to get anything from you, and there's no timer to their waiting.
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I will poop my pants the day one of these games finally get's the accumulative rating it deserves. A rating that does not get the game badges!
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Woah...how do these customers know I cooked 1 side of the patty more than the other just by looking at their burgers... o_o
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I love these games, but I wish it would automatically "stop the clock" when you're talking to a customer. It really bothers me when I get a lesser score because of those endless cutscenes that I can't skip through.
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in the world of papa's nobody's a vegetarian nobody at all makes you wonder what will happen in 50 years fat will be the new skinny and skinny will be the new fat
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Tomorrow, I'm going to the Macdonald's and tell them I want a medium rare burger topped by lectuce, mayonaise, unions, more mayonaise and the top of the bun IN THAT EXACT COMBINATION! Pronto.
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Thank God the achievements are not as difficult as Papa's Pizzaria! An afternoon flipping burgers is much better than 2 months of burning pizzas.
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start with a bun, add mayo, mayo, mayo, bbq sauce and ketchup, a slice of cheese, 1 onion then add 12 blue rare hamburgers flopped on hap hazardly, top with mayo, mayo, ketchup and the top bun, Yeah Chuck really pissed me off that day...
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I don't know if it's fun to play this game the right way, but it's hilarious to mess up. You can burn the burgers on one side while leaving the other uncooked and make a really sloppy burger with all the wrong ingredients, and even if customers hate your food they still come back the next day. I made up a system where I give customers something the same color as what they want. For instance, if Pauly wants his usual (burger, cheese, burger, cheese, burger, cheese, mayo) I would give him 3 squirts of barbecue sauce, 3 squirts of mustard, and a slab of onion.
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Heres the situation: there are 5 customers waiting for there order, your patty place is completely full...... then big pauly rolls up asking for a triple cheeseburger
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is it really a good idea to keep that much money in a jar in the front of all those people? o.o i wanna buy a safe. D:< 5/5
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I don't get it, you wait in line for hours and mark me off for service, but once you see how nice i stacked it i get my points back?
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I think its good, I wish the upgrades were a bit more diverse, Like faster cooking or something that centers toppings over the last one. Not just posters.