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Main Character: "Ha, I finally defeated you Razor Queen! Now it's time to take one of your mandibles to be my new sword."
Razor Queen: "grrrr..."
Main Character: "Oh, still alive 'eh?" *raises word to devilver finishing blow*
At that moment, a gloople runs into him and knocks him over.
Main Character: "Ahh, what the-?"
Razor Queen: *seizing the opportunity, decapitates main character*
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I think that you should make it that you get rewards by buying them with cash you get from killing gooples and that rewards should give you cash to buy stuff from a shop. But thats just me.
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awwww.... what a cute little fuzzy thing what your name?a fuzzle!?! thats a nice name, anyway i got to go so bye.Arggghhh! stop chewing mah leg!
anyway great game 5/5
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Jeez! Only four awards to go and then accidentally erased my save somehow.
Still, this is my absolute favourite game. I played it for hours and it never got boring. The number of enemies was great but every type of enemy was different from the others instead of just being stronger or faster. The scientific descriptions of the enemies were informative, clever and funny. After every award I got, I hurried to read the comment on that award and those made me laugh almost every time.
Better graphics would be possible but not neccessary. I turned the music off pretty quickly and continued to play with my own songs in the background.
All things considered, this is an extremely addictive and funny game, one of the few that I'll rate with 5/5.
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I hate that every time i die it's from a biter, not that there hard to evade but i always get bumped by a gloople and then get bit. Fun game.
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Great game! I can't wait for the movie! When's it coming out? I haven't had this much fun being frustrated in a while. I wish the play area were larger, or am I missing something (like a full screen mode)?
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good game, 5/5 for now, award descriptions hilarious, if they make a sequel, it should have ranged weapons as well as melee also some 3D graphics, maybe a tank, who knows? Get close to void eaters when the beam comes then just after it dissipates, swing the blade at the guy. Grays, when the lance comes, dodge it, then go close to the guy and swing at the body while the lance is extended. three hits and he is out.
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eventually on hardcore mode your forced to go to the corner and then all of sudden when you swing a torchie comes out of nowhere and gets in you swing, dang that's cheap!!!
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I know why the first kill of an oozle is silver and killing 15 of them is bronze, that's because it's harder to realize how to kill it than after you've experienced it alot, get it now!? Rate + please if you actually lost your confusion of it, that way some other people will be less confused too
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Am I the only one whos noticed this font on beer boxes showing how many cans are in it? I swear, I saw an 18 pack and the first two words that came to mind were 'gloople' and 'biter' (points awarded).
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In the bestiary it said the glooples were water-based but instead it's alcohol, so... *pours water into glass, slices gloople over glass, stirs* TA DA! IT'S VODKA!!!
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@ Conld: Wait until they start charging their density beam attack. When they do so, they can't use their shockwave attack -- use this to run up to them and splat them. Grenades work too, as Spuds said (I don't use anything except the Hazard Suit and Reactive Armour, though).
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Yes, I finally got the impossible badge! All awards! All rewards! THe hardest badge for me was the ten minutes in bounty run. Took forever to stay alive that long.
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Hmm last year some time I played this game for a month straight and got every award.. since then my game has reset.. It is overwhelming to think how much time that must have taken.. the hardest awards were killing the queen and getting the 10 combo
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Conld-easiest way is probably just lob a grenade at it =). HAs anyone actually got all the awards? I need 40 more 0_0.
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great game 5 *s, amazing character and award variety commentary is interesting and fun, overall fun game, one of my favorites on Kongregate!
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crap crap crap so many fuzzles and inkies! *splat* i get blinded.*BOOM* my reactive armor is gone. Phew, only 10 glooples left. and two biters, imma go kill it *swings and misses when they both charge* OH FU- A HORROR!!! i can do this, i can do this, *splat* im slowed by an inkie and i cant fight! ill have to run! *pant pant* *SPLRK* you cant outrun a horror when you're slowed......
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How to kill Razor Queen:
Get Box Gun and reactive armor.
When queen lunges you, hit her between front claws and middle claws, repeat, then run to the corner and place Box Gun, run away from it.
When queen starts going to the box gun, you will have just about time to swing up to 3 times.
Beware of middle claws.
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if you guys are wondering how to kill a razor queen i figured it out. you have to wait for it to lung at you hten you start swinging in between its front blades and center blades. I havent actually killed a razor queen but i managed to get three hits on before it killed me. RATE UP TO PRESERVE FOR OTHER PLAYERS!
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@ HollowIchi: You need a completed bestiary, and I believe you need to have cleared all three nests at least once. Once you've done that, the way to make it show up is the same as a regular queen: random chance. Yes, an audible groan is an appropriate response. Mow glooples down until there are only about 8 or so, and wait. With any luck, it'll show up. Speaking of which, I *cannot* get the Queensbane medal! I've managed to find two queens so far, but I've been searching for a third for the last hour and one *will not appear* no matter how long I stay with 3-8 glooples remaining in the nest. Being at the mercy of the Random Number God is not a pleasant feeling. T_T
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Ahhh, a Void Eater spawned, and I was in a great position to kill it while it was charging up it's beam so I could get the award. And then a Grinder ran over it. jerk.