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idea for sequal: you wake up after the explosion and have to survive an try to find a way out. Rate this up so the developer can see this
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I may just have a dirty mind but I swear, when that one robot slowly extends its gun and just constantly sprays stuff at you through it, I just feel a little violated...
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"We are sending you on a mission to destroy the nuke threatening to obliviate the Earth. While you're at it, destroy their firefly population. We wouldn't want the fireflies to evolve into a new threat." --Star Command
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"Sir, we finally found a way to keep that unarmed robot jumping our troops into pieces away from that bomb we set up! Spikes!" "Great, so we´re safe, now." "Yeah, we put them all over that area with growing, wavelike undergrou... DOH!"
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There should have been handicap parking closer to the bomb maybe then you wouldn't die. And maybe they should have just said "Sorry bro, your screwed." instead of "Go left quick!"
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Well...look at it this way. how much fun would he have had it back on Earth? No bouncy surfaces. although the least they could have done was get him a trampoline or something...
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Let's see: Interesting concept? Check. Original gameplay? Check. Nice grafix? Good music? Difficulty OK? Check, check and check. Typical amount of "I want weapons/badges/upgrades/blah"-sayers? Check. Ok, I have to admit, the background story sounds somewhat far-fetched, but I had a great time. The onliest improvement i can think of: Add another ending, so that you can reach the spaceship in time. Thanks and keep up the good work.
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I agree with Autopsyh. Level 20G tweaked the difficulty up just a tad bit too much for my taste. I like to be challenged and don't mind doing a level over and over until I get it but that one took a bite of my sanity every time. Otherwise a really good game. I like the physics and audio/video aspects. Keep up the good work.
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Is it even possible to reach the ship in time?
Somehow, I didn't feel really sad. I never thought that I was going to leave the planet anyway,,
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Man, I know this is obvious to you by now, but you should've expected all of these retarded comments when you posted a game on Kong. The average kongregater is a very, very low breed.
Anyway, the fact that you're updating the game is amazing. Not even the best game designers have the dignity to admit there are small flaws in their games. This game is great, man.
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If the ending was meant to be poignant it wasn't. It's like, first you're doing a Metroid endgame self destruct egress and then BOOM! SURPRISE TWIST! The hovering slingshotting robot turtle dies no matter what you do! Oh, what a world! I also like how you can't carry weapons because they would be "way too heavy for the ground" when (A) Your enemies have already found a perfectly viable solution: Flying vehicles! and (B) You get dropped off by a giant-ass spaceship several times your size that makes a makes a huge divot when it lands but suffers no further ill effects.
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Hey captain, I know you spent all that time killing the enemy and doing all of our work for us... but we're gonna leave you there to die. LOL BYEZ!!
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"sir, i slightly understand the whole "gravity-weapon" problems, but you couldn't have made it so i kill the enemies faster? like made me spikey or something" General: "uh..." "and why the hell don't we have helicopters with lazers!? i meam, you spent MILLIONS on me, a little blob, when we could have SWAT TEAMS with LAZERS ripping this place a new one... OR we could just bomb it first." General: "uh... hm... go kill some fireflies." "WHAT THE HELL WILL THAT DO!?" General: "make there be less of those glowing smug douches" "wow, military general... i don't even WANT to go back to earth's new president..."
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General: Mr. President, we have 3 options. First, we could nuke the planet clearing it of all life and disarm the bomb. Second, we can send an Electro magnetic pulse and shut down all machinery. And last of all we can send a pimple shaped vehicle tolaunch into the testicles of the robots.
President: The third one
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When I first started playing I almost clicked the "X" but I pressed on with the awful thought that this game could just be another worthless game in which you watch your character move as you hold the right arrow key down. ---------------------------------------------------------------- As I got farther and farther into the game this thought became overwhelmed by other thoughts, "what's coming next?", "How do I jump over these spikes?", "how do I kill this freakin' monster!?", "Make my OWN Shelter from the stream of bullets!?"--------------------------Great Freakin' Game 11/5 =D