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ME: oh crap the bombs about to explode! *goes back to the ship super fast* PEOPLE ON SHIP: we have to leave before the bomb falls over! *flies away as soon as i get there* ME: WTF THE BOMB HAS 31 SECONDS TILL IT FALLS OVER!!!!!!!!!!
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holy crap it says on the missile that it will hit earth on the 21st of Dec, 2012. O_O OMG. If you don't believe me check it out yourself. It says in little grey writing at the base of the missile, just zoom in on it.
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i wish there was a button at the beginning that allows you to go to sector e7 (where the bomb was) and replay that again if you finish the game
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Did anyone ever manage to beat this thing? And then they are just like, ohhhhh we're sorry after you went through all that trouble to destroy some bomb thing and then you just have to leave and say we had leave. I mean how do you get back to the spaceship in 7 seconds. That is just not fair.
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Yeah, you just left me on a planet doomed to explode, leaving me to be destroyed entirely, the least you could do is, you know, say sorry. Really.
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So they won't let you pass because you haven't humped all the enemies.... 2 armies go to war and the army that lost flees back to the city they were shipped out from. They won't let the army in because the enemy is still alive... Retarded game... =.="
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S: You must kill the fireflies too.
Robot: But, they are my friends, they follow me.
S: Kill them!
Robot: They're weak anyway, they're so small.
S:NO! THEY'LL RAPE YOU!
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Pvt: General, what ever happened to our Eve probe that was supposed to find a plant to save earth? General: Oh, that thing? It fell in love with some rusty ol' Wall-E thing. So now we are moving to plan 'B' Pvt: One more question, sir. How was a plant supposed to save us from a bomb in the first place? General: ......................I don't like your tone! Drop down and give me 20!!
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tip- when you get to the wall jump levels you dont have to use arrows to bounce. just launch off wall to wall and hold down and...well, you know what i mean right?
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Make the screen zoom out When you jump. Please. It's impossible to see where you'll land, you just have to do a leap of faith. Over a pit of spikes. Several times. Also- Hold down down for 2 seconds and you go a mile into the air. Hold it down for 1.999 seconds and you move about an inch.