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*@jmtb02:* This game should really just go back to the start of the person you've killed - not back to the start of the game.
(I'm especially basing this on the fact that people with Disabilities & mobility problems, who use a laptop - such as myself - could manage most of the game, but when it comes to the sections that need 'perfect timing', the game suddenly becomes a real issue).
This game desperately either needs a save function, or at least more than one chance with each person. I'm fed up of not being able to get the badge, just because of the Vampire stake...
*Please* consider making this game more accessible to all!
*Everyone:* Please + this for a while, so as many D's see it as possible! Really appreciate any/all help in making Kongregate games accessible to all. (Apologies for any repeated points!)
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1st patient...right, so hitting it right damages him more than lightly tapping... lightly tapping/ medium hit doesn't move it somehow.
2nd patient. Right.. I pour useless fluids on him...hmmm..wait, I cut open the boils(on his vinigar-coated throat), slit his throat, sew his throat, place and remove leaches, and none of this hurts the guy!? (but if I only poke a boil..)
3rd. ....you didn't finish the procedure mate. Burning, stuffing the stump of the neck full of garlic, etc. Also, heaven forbid the vampire we're KILLING, DIES. *GASP*
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so if a guard complains about an arrow in the knee... all you need to do is some painful surgery and they will be back to adventuring!
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How the f*ck can you mess up placing a f*cking STAKE?!
And furthermore, what kind of vampire slayer needs 3 good aims before even trying to behead the sucker?!
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Only complaint is the fact that if you lose, you have to completely start from the beginning..
I dont want to go through the bubonic plague level every time i somehow mess up on the damn vampire level..
Either let you restart the current level, or put in a checkpoint of some kind.. :/
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In a medical emergancy, do not perform any of these operations or use this game as a guide. _ Good job they warned me! Otherwise I might have tried to behead a vampire to stop him from dying!
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=( Apparently, I don't know how to hang up a cross. Every time I do, I die... If you're TRYING to kill the thing, why not just impale it with the cross instead?
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For all of you neophyte docs: the arrow MUST be removed by pushing it thru because it is barbed; ever try to remove a fishhook? The hammer was a bit drastic tho
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Wait, I had to stake his heart in, cut a hole in the side of the vampire, and then add garlic (which apparently is "fixing" him up). So why don't I kill him by cutting off his head in the beginning?
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"In case of real medical emergency, do not preform any of these operations or use this game as a guide. Seek professional help immediately." But you don't understand, there is a vampire here and I can't wait to call the doctors! What shou---
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My trick for the third patient was to get a timing going, watch when it gets to the point and then count it. "1.. 2.. 3.. 4.." each number being when what I need lines up with the correct position and then hitting the mouse (or spacebar) as I do. I got it almost spot on. Hope this helps some of you! ^^
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Umm... guys? Did you really read the note before 3-rd patient? It says, that your mistake is your death! It means, that you didn't killed a vampire, and so, he kills you! Amen
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Never try to kill a vampire when ur so wasted that u cannot hold the stake still and it takes u more than one ax swing to decapitate it.
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Also, how does screwing up the line for marking the axe cut HURT a corpse? What, did I poke to hard in anger after messing up an oh-so-perfect line?
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TOOK ME 10 1/2 YEARS TO CHOP OFF THIS CRAZY VAMPIRE'S HEAD. Congrats Jmtb02 for keeping me entertained all this time.
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These medical procedures are NOT factitious.. I killed a vampire.. I saved a soldier... all in the comfort of my home.. What part of fake do you mean!?