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Just reading the comments I see that no one knows what the hell is going on with the vampire. YOU ARE MAKING SURE HE IS TAKING CARE OF! Preventing him from coming back by staking, putting garlic in him, beheading him, etc...
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come on! did anyone read the letter at the begining of the case of the vampire? "one false move will most likely be YOUR death"... i can only hope that no one under rated the game for that...
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In what sense is this abject pile of turds a puzzle? In a puzzle, the primary skill required is thinking and planning what to do next. In this game, you just do exactly as you're told and the only reasons you can't win are: 1) driving the stake requires microsecond timing, 2) you only get two tries, and 3) you then have to replay the first two levels, which is too f***ing tedious. Of course, not being a puzzle is no reason to dismiss the game as an abject pile of turds. I'm dismissing it as an abject pile of turds because: 1) on the first level, clicking exactly on the end of the arrow shaft with the meter is at "hard" splatters the patient because you're supposed to hit some other magic spot; 2) you can freely draw all over the patient's leg with the hot needle but doing the stars in the wrong order hurts him; 3) when slitting the boils, clicking with the knife point in the first star removes the second star instead, hurting the patient. Prosecution rests.
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There's a pixel hunt for where to hit the arrow shaft, stake and place the garlic in the wound. Crap game. HOW did it ever get badged?
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"Do not use any of these medical procedures in real life." Okay. If I ever come across someone who's been shot by an arrow, has got the plague, or is a vampire, I'll call a doctor.
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dang, would love to see a new version where you don't go back to start every time you fail... and i can't get past the vampire either. great idea though
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I half expected there to be a letter at the end saying ''Dear humble scholar, it turns out it was a thin homeless people who drank grape juice''
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I FINALLY managed to chop his F£$%&ING head off, it took about 250 attempts and I almost had a heart attack; this should be an impossible badge!
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MAKE SURE YOU ARE AN EXPERIENCED VAMPIRE SLAYER BEFORE ATTEMPTING If any of your family members should ever morphigate into a vampire, such as a Twilight-obsessed sister, for example, -always- make sure to only sever their head during the ritualistic decapitation. Hitting anything else could lead to their death, which, as this game demonstrates so clearly, could prove fatal for both of you. Don't ask me why, as our extremely well trained scientists (whom I shall not name here for classified reasons) that are being paid millions for a simple week-long research project haven't come up with a name for it yet. If you are proven angry by this phenomena, however, they highly recommended "blaming the developer" and to "rage-quit, then come back and rate the game 1/5 before your anger subsides and your conscience kicks in, making you wonder why the heck you did so".
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okay yep im going to hit someone in the leg with a hammer to jam a arrow through it... wtf why dont you just rip it out
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Dear most humble scholar. So you have made it thus far. We were expecting much less from you. In fact, we were expecting nothing. At that, congratulations you have done well......... Why you Ungrateful little %^&$*&%$!!!
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Pretty good game but the first guy is 20,000 times harder than the second, and when you lose against one you have to start all over WTF. Finally why don't you just chop the vampires head off in the first place, instead you have to go through this whole sequence that doesn't really matter.
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why must we start over from the beginning if we fail the second or third level
the first or second patient had already left anyway
why must we start over again it is not worth it
+ if u agree
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I am really quite unnerved to not see an "arrow to the knee" joke on the front page of this comment section. It's really quite strange.
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@Woon. Because it's easy enough to try it one time and get to the axe, only to lose in one mis-hit, and then the next time get to the stake only to lose in a couple of hits. all in all a stupidly annoying game. Fun concept, but no one wants to re-do the levels that they perfected just because they messed up with one click on the very last level.
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It helps to click just before it actually hits the top on most of the timed hits. Cutting off the vampire head feels completely random, though.