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In a medical emergancy, do not perform any of these operations or use this game as a guide. _ Good job they warned me! Otherwise I might have tried to behead a vampire to stop him from dying!
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so if a guard complains about an arrow in the knee... all you need to do is some painful surgery and they will be back to adventuring!
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Umm... guys? Did you really read the note before 3-rd patient? It says, that your mistake is your death! It means, that you didn't killed a vampire, and so, he kills you! Amen
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MAKE SURE YOU ARE AN EXPERIENCED VAMPIRE SLAYER BEFORE ATTEMPTING If any of your family members should ever morphigate into a vampire, such as a Twilight-obsessed sister, for example, -always- make sure to only sever their head during the ritualistic decapitation. Hitting anything else could lead to their death, which, as this game demonstrates so clearly, could prove fatal for both of you. Don't ask me why, as our extremely well trained scientists (whom I shall not name here for classified reasons) that are being paid millions for a simple week-long research project haven't come up with a name for it yet. If you are proven angry by this phenomena, however, they highly recommended "blaming the developer" and to "rage-quit, then come back and rate the game 1/5 before your anger subsides and your conscience kicks in, making you wonder why the heck you did so".
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people say about cutting the vampires head of or else he dies... well if you dont cut his head of before he dies then he doesnt die completly vampires must lose there heard or be stabbed with a stake through the hart ;-)
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Saw: Reverse sawing direction when the yellow star appears. Hammer: Wait for the light to come up and hit the mouse when you see the bar below 'hard' is highlighted.
Does anyone have a recipe for the Axe?
Did anyone figure out how not to cause the first patient pain?
jmtb02: You're work is awesome but I'm close to raging right now. What I'm missing the most is some feedback for the timed thingies that tell you if you clicked too early/late.
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I am really quite unnerved to not see an "arrow to the knee" joke on the front page of this comment section. It's really quite strange.
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How the f*ck can you mess up placing a f*cking STAKE?!
And furthermore, what kind of vampire slayer needs 3 good aims before even trying to behead the sucker?!
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In what sense is this abject pile of turds a puzzle? In a puzzle, the primary skill required is thinking and planning what to do next. In this game, you just do exactly as you're told and the only reasons you can't win are: 1) driving the stake requires microsecond timing, 2) you only get two tries, and 3) you then have to replay the first two levels, which is too f***ing tedious. Of course, not being a puzzle is no reason to dismiss the game as an abject pile of turds. I'm dismissing it as an abject pile of turds because: 1) on the first level, clicking exactly on the end of the arrow shaft with the meter is at "hard" splatters the patient because you're supposed to hit some other magic spot; 2) you can freely draw all over the patient's leg with the hot needle but doing the stars in the wrong order hurts him; 3) when slitting the boils, clicking with the knife point in the first star removes the second star instead, hurting the patient. Prosecution rests.
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The disclaimer made me laugh, but it's also sad that they needed to put that there cause they knew someone would just try and do it.
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This is great. A really original game that is so much different than anything out there. Only problem is that it's quite short. We need a sequel.
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Wow... ManWithChicken made me realize something.. this is made by jmbt02... wow. This is pretty dark for the elephant-loving and funny game maker that I know today..