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Pro Tip : don't bother staying on the track or passing the checkpoint "doors" driving off road and driving close to the checkpoints works wonder and allows you to avoid the retarded AI.
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Sandstorm Racing: Your game for answering the age old question of "What would a racing game be like if the oil slick effect was permanent"
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"Congratulations, You Placed 1st" That's funny, because I was 2nd in the last race, and no higher than that on the three before...
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I honestly wouldn't say this game is great, but oh, god, is is hilarious to just watch the A.I take the wrong turns. XD
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Plays game: goes round on track 4, once, twice, goes through finishing line and laps are reset to 1. continues on wins and is dead last.
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First racing game on Kong that enemy drivers spin out, travel the wrong way on the track for substantial time and take you out. Kongratulations!
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I wanted to like this game. Yet your inability to make the track/terrain substantially differen't hues and letting you drive for 10 seconds before being teleported 3 places behind sucked the enjoyment faster then richard simmons.
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This game needs a RESTART button. If I am last, who cares. stop the race and give results. Why do I have to finish it?
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*blinks and waves goodbye to the AI cars as they all drive off into the desert never to be seen again. Runs the rest of the race by herself...*
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*sits at start trying to use WASD, drives straight into the middle, does doughnuts for 10 minutes, drives off into desert and gets lost, comes back and drags a concrete barrier around half the track* "You did an awesome lap!"
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The AI is kinds derpy I knocked a yellow car off the track and then for the rest of the race he was doing donuts every time I passed.
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"You just did a great turn!" (careens out of control off the racetrack and into the desert) ..Whatever you say, game...
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Well... that was the most boring pair of badges I ever earned. There's minimalist aesthetic, and then there's... this.
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Worst controls i`ve ever experienced in a racing game, suprised it even has achievements, it needs to be improved and even through level 5< I still didn`t like it. The terrain also bores this game. I think it should have lines when ur racing on the terrain also. 2/5
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Fix the controls man. There are so many tight turns and twists and I am here practically sliding on ice missing the checkpoints and getting f'd over.
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i just love how they go backwards and then on the last lap they run into you and then get teleported into 1st and you lose...
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Probably one of the worst racing games I've played, the drifting is about the only interesting part but the responsiveness of the driving is terrible meaning that most of the time there is little response until you slightly overcook a turn at which point it becomes extra responsive and screws you over badly... generally thought the game was a bit laggy when playing with lowest settings, the tracks uninspired and the first half just plain dull. The upgrades also seemed to do very little except make it possible to win the next round up, they did almost nothing for the handling or apparent speed. In light of this confirming upgrades seems crazy. Overall the game is just so easy that a minimap is just not necessary - I had no need of it after running the track once. Starting from the back every time also just seemed to be the default so that there was a little challenge for the player... an annoying and forced one.
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On a second thought, the upgrades feel a bit grindy. Finished the badges with upgrade lvl 6 and don't feel like coming back to this game to finish the upgrades.