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Dear Kongregate,
Please get The Heist 2 on your site (with appropriate badges of course). Look it up....it's a legit game/sequel by the same people.
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A black van going 125 miles on the highway with missiles strapped to the roof causing a massacre of cars... ARE THEY ALL BLIND!!! GET OF THE DAMN ROAD!!!!
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I don't need to slow down at the intersections, because the road is so filled with crashes, so the cars have already exploded.
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"Look guys, I know I'm only the driver, but how 'bout we put the loot in *bags*? You know, so it, like, doesn't fly out the back? I'm just sayin'."
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Cop: Sir, we have a 442 advancing on the corner of Milton and Western. Should we send some motorcycles and chase 'em down?
Chief: No, just randomly place a bunch of cars and trucks in front of that guy.
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so we are ruthless enough to steal money from big banks and kill cops on a daily basses, but we pay compensation for any civis we kill? that sounds about right
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I have a question for the makers of this game: why does slamming into a concrete overpass make me jump instead of... die?
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Boss: "Yeah, show those cops how it's done! Spin them out, blow them up and I'll pay you extra! But if you hurt any of those poor civilians, it's coming out of your pay!"
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if a place got robbed right behind you and a black van speeding down the highway with cops chasing them. lets piss them off by pulling infront of them and dont move till we explode
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So the cops go into the opposite lane to chase me, and he causes a car crash of 9 cars, and I'm the only one they wanna send to jail?
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Wtf kind of van are we driving that can A) Bump a swat van out of the way like it's no big deal and B) Withstand infinite amounts of bullets, crashes, jumps, and explosions that send other vehicles flying in every direction, usually causing more collateral damage in 5 seconds than ever intended?
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Whatever happend to the SWAT team or the FBI? Were they only trusting secrurity guards and policemen?!?! What has this country come too?!
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Oh why oh why can't I just bang everything on the road? D:
We have to be considerate while THEY just mindlessly bang everything on the road just to get to me? This is major corruption. Seriously. ._.
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Cops are searching the neighborhood looking for your hideout.
Officer:"Captain, there is a garage here with HEIST spray painted on the front. Should we get a warrant and search it?"
Captain:"No officer, ignore it, there is nothing to be suspicious of there, it is probably empty, continue searching."
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The worst part is the fact that the police cause more damage to civilians than you... I lost too many damn credits because of those damn "police"!
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What do you think the cops are trying to arest me for
1. Speeding
2. Reckless Driving
3. Destruction of private property
4. Destruction of government property
5. The robery i just comitted
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In reply to, Humbug52, the LEVELS do look the same, but you can clearly see police using firearms and an increase in numbers plus the police van. The difficulty of the game is, how much money you can keep and it is enforced with the increase of police numbers. The more police= the more you are likely to get hit= less money= no pretty upgrades.
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tip: if u wanna kill cop car, but it is in front of other car, then destroy the car in back of it and it will explode, killing the cop
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I like how when you hit someone and the don't stop driving they just honk and go about their business like nothing happened and also how no bullet holes penetrate the car. Also, how does it make any sense when you are a giant heist team yet you cant even think to bring your own guns? + this to know the rules of physics.
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Apparently, the police has some sort of magnetic bullets because every time I get shot, some gold just happen to fall out of the back.
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At the police training camp: "Alright men! now remember, if you see a land mine on the freeway, always, ALWAYS, drive right over it and hope for the best!"
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Game is broken on Kongregate, but if you go to google and google "The Heist flash game"you can find alternative websites to play