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End_Of_Ends

Mar. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its all good, i'll just lead a bunch of police and helicopters to the hideout, but they wont enter, they'll just give up and drive off :D

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avenx333

Aug. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) What I would like to know is why we always get caught and have to outrun the cops. Are we really that bad? I feel like I'm doing all the work here.

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fudge_246

Jul. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) it's so hard to resist the temptation of bashing ALL the cars on the street :) 4/5

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aglock

Oct. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) morale of the story: if there is a giant black truck with what look like handrails on the sides of it on the freeway being chased by cops, DO NOT PULL UP NEXT TO IT!!!!!!

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legoredlac

Aug. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) slammer- I NEED MY PERSONAL SPACE!!1!

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Rellik117

Oct. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @fudge_246 Why resist the temptation? destroy them anyway!!!

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andrei_tutulan

Apr. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Weird I got the medium badge at mission 9 :O Anyway ill complete the last lvl too someday :D

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Giles2144

May. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Kongregate, Please get The Heist 2 on your site (with appropriate badges of course). Look it up....it's a legit game/sequel by the same people.

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thetoastking

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone else notice that if you time a shot with the Slammer right, you send whatever car is touching the front of your vehicle to fly sideways at ridiculous speeds?

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ChickenBoogey

Oct. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I have a question for the makers of this game: why does slamming into a concrete overpass make me jump instead of... die?

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sluttydreams

Nov. 10, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the truck I drive is the only one that is invulnerable.

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Chenbipan

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is it possible to not beat a mission?

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qwasde

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the gold van looks more like a schoolbus

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Roomba

Apr. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is it me or do the cops cause more damage trying to get to me?

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beowulf982

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A black van going 125 miles on the highway with missiles strapped to the roof causing a massacre of cars... ARE THEY ALL BLIND!!! GET OF THE DAMN ROAD!!!!

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thewerepyreking

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't need to slow down at the intersections, because the road is so filled with crashes, so the cars have already exploded.

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MoratGurgeh

May. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Look guys, I know I'm only the driver, but how 'bout we put the loot in *bags*? You know, so it, like, doesn't fly out the back? I'm just sayin'."

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Pyramio

May. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) We did it, boss. We've created a device that can control the flow of time itself. What now?

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Giggles321

Jan. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I just hit all the cars.. How are you supposed to aim for only the police cars??

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DrakeWolfe

Oct. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cop: Sir, we have a 442 advancing on the corner of Milton and Western. Should we send some motorcycles and chase 'em down? Chief: No, just randomly place a bunch of cars and trucks in front of that guy.

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XxNonHaterxX

Jun. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Easy and fun but hard to stop yourself from wanting to smash into ever car you see on the freeway. 5/5.

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Oh_Mercy_Me

Nov. 10, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) how's my driving? call 1500-KISS-MY-TREADS

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funlover9

Jan. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so we are ruthless enough to steal money from big banks and kill cops on a daily basses, but we pay compensation for any civis we kill? that sounds about right

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Lpfan

Mar. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Boss: "Yeah, show those cops how it's done! Spin them out, blow them up and I'll pay you extra! But if you hurt any of those poor civilians, it's coming out of your pay!"

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nahid123

Oct. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love how in this game the police are sometimes more reckless than you.

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virtualham

Jul. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 4 way highway intersections without stop lights? What country are we in and how much is a ticket to get there?

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sony100100

Apr. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) stupid kamikaze ambulances...

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sodasprite

Dec. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) if a place got robbed right behind you and a black van speeding down the highway with cops chasing them. lets piss them off by pulling infront of them and dont move till we explode

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URSAMAJOR03

Dec. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So the cops go into the opposite lane to chase me, and he causes a car crash of 9 cars, and I'm the only one they wanna send to jail?

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kaiwang

Jan. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This is why you should pull over when you hear 50 poliece sirens going off

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Duermes

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wtf kind of van are we driving that can A) Bump a swat van out of the way like it's no big deal and B) Withstand infinite amounts of bullets, crashes, jumps, and explosions that send other vehicles flying in every direction, usually causing more collateral damage in 5 seconds than ever intended?

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babymario199

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Whatever happend to the SWAT team or the FBI? Were they only trusting secrurity guards and policemen?!?! What has this country come too?!

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Atleiya

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh why oh why can't I just bang everything on the road? D: We have to be considerate while THEY just mindlessly bang everything on the road just to get to me? This is major corruption. Seriously. ._.

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fetchcoolman

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if only real life could go in slow motion when you changing lanes...

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Snowstreak

Jun. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cops are searching the neighborhood looking for your hideout. Officer:"Captain, there is a garage here with HEIST spray painted on the front. Should we get a warrant and search it?" Captain:"No officer, ignore it, there is nothing to be suspicious of there, it is probably empty, continue searching."

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lonpos

May. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The worst part is the fact that the police cause more damage to civilians than you... I lost too many damn credits because of those damn "police"!

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bartje456

Aug. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Killing civillians is a bad thing?

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Zdema

Jan. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) What do you think the cops are trying to arest me for 1. Speeding 2. Reckless Driving 3. Destruction of private property 4. Destruction of government property 5. The robery i just comitted

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killer1579

Jan. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) In reply to, Humbug52, the LEVELS do look the same, but you can clearly see police using firearms and an increase in numbers plus the police van. The difficulty of the game is, how much money you can keep and it is enforced with the increase of police numbers. The more police= the more you are likely to get hit= less money= no pretty upgrades.

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asgfgh

Dec. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) tip: if u wanna kill cop car, but it is in front of other car, then destroy the car in back of it and it will explode, killing the cop

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tomkeifer

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What is this van made out of??? Because I want one! XD

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MercurialStart

Oct. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone ever notice that we're driving on the left side of the freeway?

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A3000

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *hires stealth specialist* gets caught on first mission -_-

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stelargk

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is it bad i prefer to drive on the left side of the road?

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hijinks11

Oct. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is it possible to lose a mission?

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captaincowtj

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) At the police training camp: "Alright men! now remember, if you see a land mine on the freeway, always, ALWAYS, drive right over it and hope for the best!"

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thedictator4life

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if you use the slammer right as you bump into a car's rear, it'll fly like hell.

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ToyCreator

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I know why they're chasing us, we're speeding, and why can't we take down the helicopter?

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crocodileclawj

Feb. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) huh level 10 badge after level nine?

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MusicKing01

Nov. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love pushing police cars into the other lane. lol

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