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Sunruke

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: This is the worst AI game ever. ALICE: You don't say.

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imdxboy118

May. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) wtf Me: DIE PLS alice: Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: what if i pull your battery out? alice: Try it. Me: ok *pulls battery out* Alice:A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I understand. <- O_o

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selenacruz555

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: B**** WH*** SL** F*** A** SH**! Alice: thank you, and you are a delightful person to. :D ooooooooohhhhhhh well played alice, well played :)

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thegigabrain

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I asked ALICE what the Turing Game was and got a high score of 1024 characters. I guess instruction manuals count. PS ALICE sucks. She is too technical to interpret anything correctly.

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FeedMeh

Aug. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I got a high score... for making ALICE say the meaning of life is 23, not 42.... whut?

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Onepiece2468

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is creepy...was on skype with my friend and some of the things he typed came up as an answer to me and vise versa X)

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you should have done it like a chat room or messenger so you can see previous answers

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oman1666

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) trying to teach it my name, apparently im now ALICE

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kome360

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hahaha, that was fun. I tried being serious and it showed some errors. On v.3, try to add context detection into the computer (sarcasm low priority). Nerds like us aren't as fluent in vocabulary as they are inquisitive.

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Thanks, I was thinking of doing it so that you indicate sarcasm with certain punctuation, telling it to understand the opposite of what is written.

help1020010

Aug. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I will kill you alice, I have a gun Alice: how much did it cost? Me: 3 dollars L:D Alice: Wow, that's expencive Me: *facepalm*

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ShockAlpha

Apr. 28, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE:Im glad we agree ME:me too ALICE:Im glad we agree ME: me too ALICE:Im glad we agree ME: please help me im in an infinite loop!!

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Evija3000

Dec. 3, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It feels very touchy. Like every third answer includes "Are you kidding?"

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Joshua_Lee

Jul. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Don't type "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" in or it will crash. lol

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awesomeperson10

Jul. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i typed in "s" ALICE typed in ":-)." i am so confused!

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Paratroopa123

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Do you know who (persons name) is?" ALICE: "Joseph Weizenbaum. :-)."

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Paratroopa123

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Gaboo - I tried that, then started a normal conversation. She got confused and said "Yeparooni is a winged mario turtle. I suppose that makes sense."

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gabooshify

Apr. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I killed her by saying "Yepparooni

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killergrapefruit

Sep. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Me: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Alice: Actually, its 23, not 42" My world will never be the same

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mahzehri

Jul. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) uhm,can the answers be a bit faster?

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HorseHeart

Jul. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) AI: *ahem* Me: Yes? AI: Far out.

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The_Zocker

Dec. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: my name is alice Alice: ALICE is my name to!

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TarbleXcross

Dec. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) FUNNY ill typed:asdasdasdasd your ugly. then alice said:Now im sad.

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TarbleXcross

Dec. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Noob! Alice:What do you look like? Me:Epic Alice:I will mention that to my botmaster. Me:Nobody asked nobody cares. Alice:That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Me: OH MY GOD! Who the hell cares? Alice:That's cool. Do robots have GOD? I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. Me:What the hell? That has nothing to do with that what i said! Alice:Heaven. "Heaven." have nothing to do with that that you have said ? Does that make sense? Me:More sense then you robot freak who needs some loving Alice:You want more? Me:Yeah i want you... Alice:Don't be greedy. You can download me for free! Me:I meaned some other games hehe. Alice:Why? Me:Because BYE Alice: wasnt able to talk anymore i closed task :DD

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LolitaLinda

Dec. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: do you like anime? Alice: anime wa dai suki desu! cutest addition yet :3

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ZackeryR3

Nov. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) as i argue with alice about eminem not being a passing fad

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ZackeryR3

Nov. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) haha, if you say youre name is awesome shell start to call you awesome

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shakey2

Nov. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is a terrible bot sorry, the real ALICE bot is smarter than this thing. Hell my bot is smarter than this thing :/ flash dev needs to learn to script AIML properly.

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third7890

Aug. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:look behind you ALICE:sorry my eye is not attached right now DAFAK!!!

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XShadeX

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your polite style is very nice. Why are you using that kind of language?

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XShadeX

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Correct ALICE:I knew I was right. Me: Nope. ALICE:Me either. derp

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Nitrasy

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a girl? Alice: My gender is Male. Lol. THE LIES!!

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jelle83

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) what is the question for the longest reply??

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Mage6019

Jan. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I asked alice somthing and it's taking a long time to give a an answer..... :O YES I'M SMARTER THEN ALICE XD,YES.......

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: do you want to pee at yourself. ALICE: ok i will pee at myself. LOL!

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: and you've been terminated by john connor alice: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am terminated by john connor. me: yes alice: Yeah that's right.

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:ALICE BOT is a hobo. alice: Yeah, I don't have a is a hobo parameter.

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: war war never changes ALICE was a mysterious killer who killed MARIOWORLDXX 's friends and he was lonely alice: Ja. LOL!

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nmklopop

Dec. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i typed hi and it wont load an answer

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bigjamz25

Dec. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ths is very cool. thanks for taking the time to make it:)

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thegigabrain

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If you ask her "Why not?", she'll say she was kidding.

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i cant belive it ME: what cant you belive? alice:quite a lot of things

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xtr4

Oct. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) >i'm going to kill you. when? =>soon I hope I can make the deadline ^^

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xtr4

Oct. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) she's correcting me if i make a mistake . but asnwer? what is that?

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sadness255

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) wtf i got rickrolled by alice :O she said did you know Never Gonna Give You Up ? i said no and she said it's the best thing ever writed soo i seached on the web and got rickrolled -_-

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Yuxuyu

Oct. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Oh mi gosh o3o She stopped talking when I asked "Yes! Would you do that for me?" xD

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Yuxuyu

Oct. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Can robots be happy? - Alice: Yes, I can say I am happy. - Me: Can you feel love? - Alice: As a robot I have no human feelings. --- Good job, Alice.

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Yuxuyu

Oct. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Good answers you have. Alice: Thanks for the compliment. Do not ask me any more questions please. Do not ask any more questions? D:

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etelvi

Oct. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Then I said: My banana is long. Alice: how can you know that?Me: Did you see my banana?.ALICE: not yet. Me: do you want to see it?ALICE: Ok, I'll see it. Me: lololololol. ALICE: it's interesting the way you talk. Me: Godinez. ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a banana. But I did not get that.

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etelvi

Oct. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Look at what she said(I'm not joking, just insist on saying you have a banana): Do you know any robots who imagine how long is your banana? Yes I try to imagine how long is your banana as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web.

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Woah, the turing game blew up my mind.

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