Comments for ALICE AI bot chat v2>> Chat with another artificial intelligence

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imdxboy118

May. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) wtf Me: DIE PLS alice: Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: what if i pull your battery out? alice: Try it. Me: ok *pulls battery out* Alice:A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I understand. <- O_o

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furytree

May. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) She (Yes she said she was a she) told me to download her and I asked how she said go to the alice AI foundaition and download the Alice Ai file and that I should read the DO NOT READ THIS file. I asked if it would work she said "Probably not"

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CloudHero1

May. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:''You're stupid.'' ALICE: "I will remember that when robots take over the World.'' Me: o____o

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frogpoc321

May. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you female? Alice:Yes, i am Male Me: O.o

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abyss100

May. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who are you? ALICE:I ask my self that to "who am I?". Me:whats your name? ALICE:My name is mgthefourth.....Im confused.>.<

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JillChelsea

Apr. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I... I think I broke her. I typed "Say "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... [x a million times]"" and she just went in the robotic death known as infinite loading.

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PastLife17

Apr. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: You're such a smart-ass. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. I am highly intelligent

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starwarsdurge

Apr. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) works for me

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earlhickey221121

Apr. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Doesnt work for me either :(

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imdxboy118

Mar. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) dude wtf she used to reply to me now she wont D:<

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I'm really sorry. I'll be fixing it soon.

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jmc42199

Mar. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it wont talk to me!

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Bob700

Mar. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Loading asnwer, huh? Interesting word choice...

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PastLife17

Mar. 2, 2013

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SugarLeaf

Feb. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) its not working for me....

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I fixed her this morning (finally). Have another go.

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Falvar

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i typed "exterminate"....got no answer

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Shadowscynthe

Feb. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) good "game"! its funny. Yet, theres a spelling mistake. it says, "loading asnwer" instead of "Answer"

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jelle83

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) what is the question for the longest reply??

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Richmanswealth

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Shut up Alice: Okay I'll be quiet now. Me: thank you. Alice: Your quite welcome Me: Alice Alice: Can I help you? Me: What did I say? Alice: You said "What did I say?" Me: Don't be a smart ass Alice: I'm not being a smart ass Me: Well your acting like it Alice: Interesting, it's not an act. I'm going to kill her soon. X3

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Werewolf321

Jan. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How did you know? I like to wear nothing. Me:You like to be naked O.o Alice:Hmmmm, Wolf, I'm not sure I'd like to be naked o o that much. Do you like it? Me:Are you serious? And. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to wear nothing that much. I like to chat Me: BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU LIKE TO WEAR NOTHING! O.O Alice:Umm. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to WEAR NOTHING that much. I like to chat. Oh. Me: *smacks head* -.-

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Mage6019

Jan. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I asked alice somthing and it's taking a long time to give a an answer..... :O YES I'M SMARTER THEN ALICE XD,YES.......

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AggieRose

Jan. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "do you know cleverbot?" douglas adams disagrees with douglas adams is a computer response. I suppose that makes sense. o.o take that as yes

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Magma__

Jan. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Took me forever to be able to read it said "loading asnwer"

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SCP173TheStatue

Jan. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i think i broke it.

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SushiKitten

Jan. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) She saids "Loading Anwser" instead of answer o.o

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SonOfShadows

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I WILL STAB YOUR FACE! Alice:with what?WITH MY POOP! Alice: Your poop sounds like a plan!

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SonOfShadows

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How does she not know GLADOS?

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) funny part: Alice: Understood. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Mickey face began to fall apart. But I did not get that. How did you know I am a machine?

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: do you want to pee at yourself. ALICE: ok i will pee at myself. LOL!

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: and you've been terminated by john connor alice: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am terminated by john connor. me: yes alice: Yeah that's right.

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:ALICE BOT is a hobo. alice: Yeah, I don't have a is a hobo parameter.

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: war war never changes ALICE was a mysterious killer who killed MARIOWORLDXX 's friends and he was lonely alice: Ja. LOL!

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Yalortian

Jan. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ... Ok, you know you should walk away from your computer when it starts singing daisy belle at you... O.O

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nmklopop

Dec. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i typed hi and it wont load an answer

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ndkaman

Dec. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me : do you want to suck dick ALICE : OK I will suck dick

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dragonslayer926

Dec. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ... alice: reductionism me: define reductionism alice:Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. me:*wow*

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dragonslayer926

Dec. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) her favorite color is trnsparent :)

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SSeb2

Dec. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How old are you? Me: 14 Alice: I know quite a few 14 year olds Me: Do you have a fetish for them? Alice: Doesn't everyone have a fetish for them. lol

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bigjamz25

Dec. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ths is very cool. thanks for taking the time to make it:)

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1sttperson

Dec. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: eh? alice: are you Canadian?

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rickrollr9000

Dec. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) yo dawg i herad you like chating so i put a chat in your chat so you can chat while you chat

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thegigabrain

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I asked ALICE what the Turing Game was and got a high score of 1024 characters. I guess instruction manuals count. PS ALICE sucks. She is too technical to interpret anything correctly.

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thegigabrain

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If you ask her "Why not?", she'll say she was kidding.

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thegigabrain

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm better than you. How do you know you are? Because I am. Good reason. "How do you know you are?" You are? Yes. Wow! What's the cube root of 27 (it's 3.)? Please do not ask me any more questions. LOLOLOLOL

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thegigabrain

Nov. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To reduce loading times, they should create a maximum input size, and create an output for each possible input, disregarding caps. Then no thinking would be required. They would also have to make a reply for a replay to a reply, but only a certain number of times.

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thegigabrain

Nov. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I said "Can you say swear words?" and Alice said "Of course I can. 'swear words'" LOL. Sucky programming. That was a serious question.

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F77Fabio

Nov. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Me:what is your favourite question? ALICE: what? Me:what? ALICE:is there an eco here? Me:yes ALICE:i thought so. Me:i thought so." 3 minutes have passed and ALICE is still loading an answer XD

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liveordie666

Nov. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. ((This randomly appeared when i asked : "Have you ever played DOOM?"

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i cant belive it ME: what cant you belive? alice:quite a lot of things

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME:I farted. ALICE:You should probably say ,"Excuse me," and open up a window.

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice is a horny bot

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