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The next morning: Co-worker: Hey Dick whats up, so how did it all work out with Jane. Dick: O she said no sadly. Co-worker: oh...how did you deal with that? *Dick holds up tons of thongs and bra's* Dick: I guess you can say *takes off glasses* I bounced back.
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What? You mean I DON'T win for collecting the pizza? Name one situation where not collecting pizza would benefit you.
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Have you ever been so drunk that while collecting 500k for a date, that you tried to fight against the love of your life flying on a dragon and throwing dynamite while you jump on balloons that are attached to live sharks to which you get to by touching fat guys with moobs?
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Great game, except it seems to me that the "Longer Combos" upgrade cancels out the "Better Fever" upgrade--at maxed out, you can't get Fever at all! I suppose it could be a strategy decision--fever or upgrade bonus... o.O
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Am I the only one finding it impossible to get a fever combo? I'm almost fully upgraded in everything and can't get one (also i stopped upgrading my combo time cuz it seems to make the needed combo much higher)
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Sorry for this second post may seem like spam but if I had a GF that strong I would make her fight my fights and the upgrades are funny bouncier heads is like putting oil on their head when you are going to bounce on them and would rather be hurt on the skin than hurt in the heart.
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Hey Nerdook, I would like to order the same whiskey that is advertised in this game because I would love to have whiskey that makes me run faster. Thanks.
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I got awarded the "Crimson Power" achievement the same time I got hit by the things the girl was throwing.. I am now unable to be convinced that she is tossing anything other than used feminine hygiene products.
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Anyways, to the guys who says your character is on the dragon and says its a glitch, you only see yourself on the dragon if you pass 500 K before 1000 distance.
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how about visual additions corresponding to upgrades, like masks you wear, and spiffier shoes?
like it up so nerdook can se!
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@jmanlam uh... A lot of games are like this. and anyway, if it were a rip off, it wouldn't be highly popular. and also wouldn't have badges. In other words, shut up.
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in world war 2 :soldiers*commander we are outnumbered!! :commander* dont worry soldiers grab your whisky and the enemy will miss on every shot :soldiers* but commander we... :commander* i said drink your whisky
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If I had a GF, who would give me the kick which would let me earn 50K every 5 minutes, she could kick me all day long... :P :)
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This girlfriend SUCKS! I ask her to marry me and she says, "NO, but if you buy me a bigger diamond, then maybe..." So instead of enjoying our weekend, she kicks me into the crowd of people, forcing me to collect plastic beads to sell to tourists. If that isn't bad enough, she starts throwing fireworks at me to PREVENT me from getting her a new ring. This game is depressing.
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So this is a game about a guy who's dumped and ordered to get 500k, so in his depression he instead spends the day picking up beads, drinking whiskey and jumping on the first shirtless guy he sees. Enraged by his actions, his girlfriend decides to get him to stop fooling around and make money, so she creates a magical flying dragon and throws dynamite at him... Such a touching love story.
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Great game! Teaches you to treat you loved ones nicely, or they might kick you back! Here are two tips for the game: 1st, make sure to buy each tier of upgrades before moving to the next, and 2nd, to get the Power of Pi Achievement that is in-game, have all upgrades, get a good start, and once you are either at 250 Combo or are about to come to a complete stop, THEN drink the whiskeys. By doing that, I was able to get 5,486 m the first time I tried it.
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I admit. I half-heartedly played this. My daughter wanted attention. I played till I could splurge on upgrades and then I just let the space key do all the work for me... kept an eye on the screen till I needed a whiskey boost and splurged on upgrades when possible. BoTD Achieved.
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Great game with upgrades and achievements that make the game much easier. I very much like the ending when i saw her chasing me with the dragon and trowing dynamite I was like is she trying to help me then saw my combos going down but the end made it all better. keep up the good work.