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Protip: If she's willing to buy dynamite and a dragon to prevent you from succeeding in your quest, she may not be that in to you.
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When my girlfriend started riding a dragon and trowing fireworks at me I realized that drinking four whiskeys in a row was probably a bad idea.
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Heh, I rather liked it. Plus, now dick can go buy himself a nice house and a sweet car and whatnot, and at the same time go find a woman who doesn't not only base her acceptance of his proposal on the size of the ring, but also doesn't attempt to kill him with explosives upon attempting to rectify the situation. Jane's a straight goldigger man. He's gotta drop that like it's hot indeed.
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Nerdook, why does the "Longer Combos!" upgrade increase the combo needed for fever mode? Shouldn't it decrease the combo needed?
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The red bison boosts are really only significant once you've near maxed both their spawn rate and boost amount. Those upgrades also increase other things which are useful all the way through. This is balanced and fine. Also I think this guy's gonna have a heart attack pretty soon, but probably deserves it for being such a naieve, lovelorn sap :P
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meh, not the best nerdook game ever, but still fun. The upgrades were not significant enough to notice the difference (except kick speed). Kinda lost interest, but finished just to see the end of the story. 4/5 Thanks again!
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if this game is educational, the main things ive learned so far is that never date people who have tnt and that i MUST SEE THE MARDI GRAS!!
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She might just be angry that you'll spend $30,000 on something like a mask. or shoes. or whiskey. Seriously, who sells these things at that price?
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Awesome game with good use of humor between the ending and the moobs. Excellent gameplay. I didn't even realize the awards were giving me bonuses until I beat the game. My only complaint is more of a correction than a complaint but the award for reaching 88mph increases your max speed... but since the effect takes place instantly when you do it, your speed is technically NEVER capped at 88mph, but is always 100. You did not fool me this time sir.
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just to make it clear. the whiskey bottles full of yellow liquid that are flying around? that's recycled whiskey. yes...
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Does the upgrade to increase combo time work correctly? It increases the combo necessary for fever - I want to downgrade.
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My girlfriend rejects my proposal, asks for a bigger gem, kicks me in the behind multiple times, i have to endure with all those moobs, cats scratching my face, dirty underwear in the eys, and while i'm going through all this trying to get enough money to buy her the ring, then she arrives flying around in a rocket dragon thingy and i tought ''cool, i'm gonna get a ride on that rocket dragon thngy". NO!! She starts trowing dynamites in me and breaking my combo... So, why do i want to marry her again?
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Wow. When you max everything out, the game pretty much plays its self as long as you keep yer speed up with whiskey. >.>
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As a former resident of New Orleans, I have to say this is a pretty accurate depiction.
Personal thanks for censoring the moobs, even though my memory can't.
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Something I've noticed with a lot of your games: The hitbox detection is really shoddy. There are times where I run into someone straight ahaed of me, and the collision detection wouldn't notice a thing. Nice when it ignores the debris, not nice when it ignores multiple people in front of you IN A ROW.
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One of the most interactive launching games around (you can freely move around in the game window). Unfortunately, and despite the funky graphics, it's kind of slow and, well, not exactly enticing.