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Protip: If she's willing to buy dynamite and a dragon to prevent you from succeeding in your quest, she may not be that in to you.
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At first I was wondering why he'd be willing to put up with so much for this girl, what made her so special? Then I realized she actually has the nicest boobs of anyone at Marti Gras.
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...I would never have thought I would be seeking so desperately for moobs in attempt to dodge the flaming dynamites, asploding towards my balls, thrown by my very own future wife riding on a green unicorn-dick-head rocket with pimp golden teeth...
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I'll admit, I had some bad girlfriends in my time, but I've never had one throwing dynamite at me while I was collecting money for her 500,000$ ring. that's just brutal.
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ahhh... geting declined in a mearige proposel untill we get a better ring, so we jump on people head's to get beads and dabloons....
happens to the best of us
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"So how do you make your money?" "Oh nothing special, I just get kicked onto the street, jump on pedestrians, drink lots of whiskey and try to avoid the occasional flying bra."
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One of the simplest, most elegant post-game rewards out there. I won't spoil it for those who haven't gotten there yet, but it's definitely worth /one last kick/... That's more replay value than most launcher games get.
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Wait. If he can run so fast, why won't he just run away from his girlfriend and find another since she is so..erm...abusive?
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WOW! Jane is such a B!Tc#! Riding on a snake-rocket and throwing dynamite at me... She kinda reminds me of my girlfriend! I like it!! 5 stars