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visagetone.com says: She considers video games a WASTE OF TIME.
Whaaaa?!? Clarence, I dont care how many dates you haven't been on, but if she questions your existence, leave her right now!
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On a hunch, I chose to exit to menu when I finished the game (with only the "good" ending). From there I clicked on "Start Game" and was able to resume from the end of level 4, allowing me to try to get 100% without having to start all the way over from scratch. I know some people were complaining because they were starting all the way over. Don't do it!! Exit to menu! +1 to save people four more hours of their life :P
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Seems someone doesn't understand the difference between paying homage to a certain style and actually stealing resources.
I made the graphics, sounds, music, and everything else myself, and it took a lot of effort too. I wouldn't and couldn't use resources that were not my own.
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"Woulden't it be silly to just go crawling through tight holes with wild abandon?" I don't know about you, but I'm doing it anyway.
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I slaughtered a small army of thugs and prostitutes, dodged gunfire, took multiple treks through the sewers, eradicated half of this city's police force, AND ATE MY OWN PARENT'S HEARTS just to survive long enough to make it to this date, and you're mad I brought you the wrong type of FLOWERS?!!? This chick is more ungrateful than Princess Peach!
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*walks into work soaking wet* oh clarence, have you been playing the sewer again? At least you got over your fear of those haunted pants.
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Clarence, honey, if your daily routine includes running around miles of mansion and slaying sentient appliances just to get out the front door, how are you still so so so horribly obese?!
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I got the pants and thought "Finally, now I won't see his ass-crack as I climb up ladders!" Then I discovered that his pants do little to contain it either.
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For those who don't know, Visagetome, the website where Clarence finds all these facts about the girl, is a parody of Facebook. Visage=face, tome=book. Quite clever.
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This feels more like an homage to The Addams Family (NES) using Super Mario World graphics - and it's masterfully done! Tongue-in-cheek humor, no control issues, and just plain fun. One of the few platformers that I can't seem to put down.
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Cracking game, funny, perfect length, perfect difficulty. A rare 5/5 from me, only reason I didn't favourite it is that I find platform games to have limited replay value.
Conversation on RPGs for the win "Girl: My favourite's probably a game called MARDEK. Yep. That's a good game. No Joke."
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The blenders, notice how what they blend is red, and they drop hearts upon death. Obviously they are blending hearts.
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This game was AMAZING! The levels were gigantic, the plot was hilarious, and the finale was soo worth it. If this were an actual game for sale, I would definitely buy it. After three-and-a-half levels of whimsical shenanigans, I arrived at 99% completion (so close). This is most definitely one of my favorite games on the site. You could really improve things by adding a run button, Clarence moves unfortunately slowly, and I was a little bit confused in world three because I was afraid to visit floor "B". (Protip: You can visit floor "B" without ending the game, but don't go ducking into the bosses corridors before you win.) Needless to say, this gets a 5/5 from you, as the best platformer I have ever seen on this site. Needs badges, yesterday.
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This game's a masterpiece. It's huge for a flash game, fun, almost bizarrely compelling, funny, it goes beyond my expectations for a flash game. When I first started, I really was under the impression that Clarence's house was the whole game, and I was off to the date afterwards, but the menu clearly said otherwise. I thought, maybe it would be episodic, but no, I was surprised at every turn. I actually went out of my way to get 100% in this game, which isn't a terribly common occasion. My main criticism is, this game did bring out something in me that just kept me from playing it for more than an hour. I'm not sure what that is. Maybe it's just the feel of a repetitious game, but it still felt fresh every morning I started playing. Maybe, if there were more breaking up the action. I'm not entirely sure. 5/5. It was still very fun to play, and I can't take the chance that it was just my own impatience forcing me to take breaks.
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Thank you soooo much for making this game! It really takes me back. I can't even remember the last time I killed a cop and ate his heart! Man, oh man, those were the days.....
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What I want to know is who is leaving behind the signposts? Seriously they talk about all members of his family. Someone's stalking him! Ha!
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Wowie, what a game! Here I was, thinking "Lookie here, a retro-platformer. Should be a stroll in the park for these badges, and be a quick 50 Kong Points". Boy was I wrong. Massive depth, gigantic levels, and a happy ending *wink wink*. 5/5!
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I was half expecting the girl to be just as ugly as Clarence.....but after an enjoyable 3 hours of prefectionist gameplay (curse you O.C.D) I find that she is in fact "Hawt." Keep up the awesome gamemaking Pseudolonwolf 10/5!
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How the heck does this guy get to work everyday on time!?!? Between the burglars, cops, hookers, homicidal children, cats and dogs....walls in odd places, needing to break into random peoples houses, and still cannibalize everyone's heart, he probably should have keeled over a long time ago!