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Everyone playing this game probably experienced that...''Woot, i finally completed the game 100%! Took pretty long...now let's see what's behind that door i needed keys for...HOLY CRAP, a LEVEL 2?!''
Yeah, I wasn't expecting such a large drop-off between the easy and medium badges, and then a small drop-off between the medium and hard badges. I guess if you stick it out all the way through level 4, you might as well get the good ending!
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There really should be a sequel to this. Maybe what the girl did to get ready for it? And what she experienced on the date? It'd be kinda cool to get some more backstory on her, whoever she was.
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This game is sick and twisted and REALLY FUNNY. I just realized you made the Mardek series. You're really talented and creative. I love the retro pixelly graphics. It took me a minute to get the Super Mario reference on the sign about the plumbers. I like how the multiple tv checkpoints makes it easy to leave the game and come back later. I also like how you record how many hours of my life "wasted" playing this game. 4/5.. I held back one star because this might not be so appropriate for younger kids, and I'm sorry but the music drives me insane. I mute the music and now I'm missing out on the game sound effects. All around great game though!
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Never has a game made me laugh harder when stomping on lamps and nostalging to music that kind of reminds me of the rugrats intro.
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Most games, especially platformers, with big worlds become stale after a few minutes of exploration. This is not one of those games. My favorite part of the game: every time Clarence ducks I recall the Chill theme from Dr. Mario.
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@withthropthepug: Im not new,I know about sarcasam, But still its really obvious... but I like this game alot 5/5 ;).
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In my first playthrough i got best ending so i tried again to get worst ending and finished office level without doing anything and the Boss said:THT SUX UR FIRED LOL and i ROFL'ed
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ok let me just say in the intro it says: the girls don't pay attention to him for an
``Unfathomable`` Reason... bro He is fat never took a shower,uglt and all purple on his face hes 35 sill lives with his parents( I know this sounds like Malo919) Eats cow pies and hearts. And you say for an unfathomable reason.... Its pretty obvious why they don't like him :|
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I have a question. If Clarence is obese, middle aged, and unathletic, as Cowpies said, and he can jump off of tall buildings and not die, and eats the still-beating hearts of his family and loved ones, how does the girl not know this? I mean, if he does get the girl. Wouldn't she see him eating his parents' hearts at the family reunions? Or murdering their dog or cat or bird or whatever? And how can someone as 'beautiful' as she is be able to get past the fact that he collects (and later consumes) slugs? Not that beautiful people aren't smart or nice or anything, but I see slug-eating as a big turn-off. Even to desperate people. Not that the girl is desperate. And, I am not complaining just stating, one time when I played this, my girl was a frumpy stripper named Candy. HOW?????
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Lol,whore room,riding car in office,this is the funniest game ever,seriously!And the sort of humour could never be in MARDEK,i wonder what led you to do this though,you're probably gonna get haters since it will take long to make a sequel(if you are making it)but id like to say that this,like all your games is a masterpiece and i hope you won't get too depressed and won't stop working i love you pseudolonewolf!!!
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One piece of health, one more block to jump on then BAM! it disappears. I think I pierced Clarence the same way like 2948483 times before I finally figured out how to move him on the caution block thingies. Poor Guy. Can't get a break.
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The story alone on this side scrolling game was enough for a full playthrough. Wish there were a few boss enemies but as you go through the game the enemies do vary and extra game elements open up like side missions and faster travelling. My only real gripe is that for the best ending when you have to go back and re-do levels i wish there was a easier way to see what you're missing from each specific level, as supposed to the way its set up where you have to finish to level first then you get to see what's missing from each one. Overall 5 stars!
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What I want to know is who is leaving behind the signposts? Seriously they talk about all members of his family. Someone's stalking him! Ha!