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Did any one else think you were probed by the aliens before fighting back? Didn't you notice you fall from the sky. *puts on tin hat*
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So, all the bossfights in this game are the same 4 bosses over and over again, put in different matchups, aimed to add pointless difficulty. It's a miracle that Earth has survived this long - turns out all you need to destroy it is the same 4 flipping spaceships spammed over and over, and it's only defender is a useless ragdoll that can ether A: Be 1 shot by a single bullet or grenade. or B: Get both it's arms cut off and have no way to shoot bullets. It's also a miracle that this game is rated so highly, and that it's badge to defeat 52 invaders in this disgusting game isn't rated "Impossible". Why should we have to force ourselves through this mess if all we get as a reward is a "Hard" badge?
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Have you ever wanted to play a bullet hell game that doesn't allow accurate control of your character? Neither have I.
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one big problem : RESSURECTION TIME IS DAMN TOO LONG ! i always die when i destroy the ennemi, so i have miss like... 8-9 lives... sorry, but something THAT important must not be foresee, 3.5/5.
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Lasers: shoot at your current position. Green bombs: aimed at the position you're are going to be at in X seconds assuming your current velocity. While the yellow area balls and lasers are just pure avoidance, you can easily avoid lasers by slowly moving in one direction until you hit a wall, than try find a gap and go the other way. For green bombs, try juke(=fake) the direction you're going.
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controls are laggy garbage, aim is all over the place... 1 star for the most crap game I've seen in awhile. I'd give it zero stars if I could. There's no way this should be a botd as its purely random luck if you get it done
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Due to the unfortunate nature of an ordinary keyboard, you cannot press certain combinations with the arrow keys while holding space. There is a work around by clicking outside the game screen while holding space, and then click inside it again when you have released space. Now you can play only using the arrow keys.
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for those who wonder the pain ends at the boss at lvl7 and to make tihngs easier put something heavy on spacebar before playing and if you do that DO NOT CLICK OFF SCREEN if you dont want to die a few times.
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my god this game is so hard the best I managed to do before I gave up was get to the lvl 5 boss killing 31 ships total if u can avoid 3-4 attacks simultaneously you are a reflex god
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Mothership: God Damnit! stop dropping hearts when you die its giving him more chance- *dies and drops a heart with 5+ lives on it*
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So after getting the Hard badge all I have to say is that the creator of this game should be jailed for for creating such an abomination of a game.
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Weird game. Even stranger, I didn't expect to be able to move up and down. Okay, for a shmup, that's normal, but this game is anything but normal. Irritating that hearts sink into the ground so quickly like that. I also got sick of the 2x boss piecemeal crap. Level 5 can't get here fast enough. Ugh.
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My god...Can we have a magnet or auto collector or..wait that just ruins the game. But seriously I missed all the hearts from level 1-5 cuz either my ragdoll loves sticky keys or he dies to a stray bullet..
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You've heard of the phrase 'better than the sum of its parts'? Well, apparently smashing a ragdoll physics game together with a poorly-designed bullet-hell shooter creates an exception to that rule -- it's not as fun as the former, and not as tightly-designed as the latter.
This game is an endurance test, something to be tolerated until you get the Badge and then never played again.
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So I didn't read the description and had no idea how many levels it was. At level 7 I said "OH GOD MAKE IT STOP". And with three lives left, I killed the boss O.o. Such a frustrating game that if I didn't beat it on my first try I would not have tried a second time.
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controlling this guy is harder than trying to tie a shoe with no hands and there is no such thing as aiming...you flail around until enough bullets randomly end up in the right place to kill a guy...and then getting the hearts...forget it...you're either dead or can't stabilize your guy or your on the other side and zip right by the heart trying to get over....fml
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I have done the hard badge in like 30 minutes or less. It's like playing on an ice level, but worse. It feels like keeping the guy standing up helps with dodging and shooting. The hearts just drop through the earth, which sucks as you want to as many lives as possible.
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so i was flying around for a good 20 seconds wondering why i couldn't shoot before realising i'd had my arms chopped off..
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The chance of you controlling these ragdolls correctly, In the way you want it, has about the same chance of you making the Mona Lisa in MS Paint.
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Made it to level 5 and decided to do the much easier task of preforming open heart surgery with a scalpel of play doh and my hands smeared in Vaseline. It actually would be a pretty good game if every move you made wasn't so damn delayed.
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wow. that laser boss is difficult. i started it with 15 lives. it killed me! great game. i wish the respawn time was slightly quicker or the invulnerability lasted a bit longer. one or the other. i have died in a corner and then couldn't get out without dying
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Yesterday, I played this... "51 ships destroyed"
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Today, final boss, I keep losing lives... Only one left and the moment I lost it, the boss was destroyed too.
You saved Earth.