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@amundy14: No, it is not. Some things are. Partially.
Back in the days, Jazz was just a simple kind of entertaining music, just like lobster was by-catch for to the dogs and poor. There was no hype and certainly not this pretentious snobbish monkey-see-monkey-do Idiocracy of making a nearly religious taboo out of daring to even criticize Jazz. It’s just something a very certain kind of people liked. And most don’t. For very good reasons. That’s it. And that was OK.
Then, the know-nothing pretentious hipster douchebags and snobs came, and now Jazz is *unmusic* apparently reserved for them to, in their imagination, elevate themselves above others and insult everyone who doesn’t like it, even though it is throughly and deliberately anti-grooving, anti-harmonic technical OCD Aspie music that pretends to come from the heart exactly because it is the exact opposite.
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Maybe it was YOU!! Wait what..? Did i kill him? I have a bloodied knife on my hand so maybe i did? But i dont have hands I am a llama idiot!
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Love the old school music, reminds me a bit of "Catch me if you can". The puzzles are ok, jokes funny and easy to learn. The fact that the game changes, gets more points from me. 4/5.
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So, it's a game about detectives where the player does a grand total of NO sleuthing whatsoever, but instead goes around doing platforming levels with crazy gravity? Interesting design choice......
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It's kinda glitchy, yes, but it's a good game nonetheless. And i'll give it 5/5 for the noir storyline and the awesome - i repeat: awesome - voice acting
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it says "The Man with the Invisible Trousers" not "The Man with the Invisible Legs, ,Trousers, and feet. Like that make no sense! :P But anyways good game 5/5
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Enjoyable, until too many times getting stuck in walls and the one-way panels decided to stop holding me half-way through figuring out a level.
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Was hoping for something temple-clutchingly awful after reading the last comment, but sadly not as bad as Alyssa would have you believe... just a simple platform/puzzle game with a cheesy overarching plot and some piano & hi-hat jazz in the background.
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I don't see how this game could have such a low rating. It has great humor, replay ability, level design, plot, music, level editor, what the hell else could you ask for?
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As someone who really enjoys mysteries, I'm really disappointed that this game is about funny rooms with surfaces that alter gravity instead of solving a crime by deduction.
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...It's cruel to trick me into thinking my life ambition was going to be completed. I'll take my desire for bear fights elsewhere. 5/5
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I read this: "Have you ever wondered how it is to fight a bear?" And I was like I HAVE TO KNOW. Clicked the game..
Then I continued reading. "Well, prepare to keep wondering, because this game has nothing to do with bear fights!"
YOU DESTROYED MY DREAMS! T-T
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5/5 for style, it's beautifully put together. 3/5 for the game play, I expected to have to solve the mystery myself, not just get through the levels - I was taking notes!
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Lily: "I know you did it, James. I found an invisible high heel at the scene. I know you love to dress like a lady." I thought that James would say something stupid, like "So do you," but no, he decided to forgo even a comeback and say the even stupider "Only on the weekends." Hilarious game.
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@amundy14: It is also the other extreme end of the spectrum to the typical radio pop charts crap. But, as usually with two extremes, it is just as bad.
So quit your nonsense, because you yourself know nothing about the damn point of music. You just hijacked the whole thing because of your need to compensate your own (typical for your type) extreme anxiety and insecurity.
Most people like music to touch them and transfer an emotional experience that resonates with *them*. And normal humans don’t resonate with dissonances or obsessing over technicalities.
So Jazz, as it is today, stays a fringe occurrence. Without being hated; but not loved either. And that too is *OK*. Got it?