Monagan

Crapo: “Then I asked him to check in the back. He was very reluctant.”
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Vapid_Hyperspace: “It exploded in my ****ing face and got all over my expensive jeans.”
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FairWillAdd: “Prostate’s how you make pee, right?”
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KnightOfColino: "Maybe the “holes” the semen gets fired from are as tiny as your pores."
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FairWillAdd: “I smell”
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boxdude10:[on youtube] “like wen you try to look for porn and it just comes up with an ad for teleshopping or something like that”
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FairWillAdd: “Biting into one”
FairWillAdd: “And having a bunch of cream shoot into your mouth”
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mellicuss: “As i said just swallow!”
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Sirchipnsalsa: “My throat is sore from swallowing too much”
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Wizard_Of_Dreams: “because frankly, swallowing it is pretty nasty.”
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mellicuss: “no i didnt swallow it”
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CatsCats: "I love when they explode and I have to go clean my face off. "
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BeachDoll99: “dont spray my face! i beg you!”
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Wayward: “Like put in mouth and chew. Not that bad, my shirt got icky. And hair.”
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mellicuss: “will it fit in her mouth?”
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Xlr83000: “apparently it goes up your nose.”
Xlr83000: “And you cant sneeze.”
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FairWillAdd: “My throat hurts…”
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Monagan: “His salsa was double-dipped.”