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Not such a bad game but needs some better balancing: I spent a few races getting good speed and acceleration upgrades then was able to win the first couple of races easily. A bit of quick grinding on the first 2 tracks and I could afford the best car - fom there on, every win gets another upgrade. I was able to easily win races 3 to 8 even when I was crashing 5 or 6 times per race. 3/5

I was hoping it would be a bit more super than this.

"Logging in..." Hmmm - I've got a better idea: I'm logging out.

'Voice-acting'? Even Eastenders sounds more realistic than these guys...

Ironally, the B***s do look like little grey testicles.

Another Rusty, another long lunchtime. Thre goes my productivity bonus...

From the inelegant gameplay through to the countdown timer displaying 16 decimal places, this is one of the most truly awful experiences in my Kong career. Next time, please create a game title that's as boring as the game so that I won't be tempted. 5/5 (not really)

The tag 'POINT AND CLICK' doesn't even begin to describe the mouse-action required for this game...

Evil. Pure evil.

Waaaaaaarrrrgghhhhh!!!!! *gasp* Woooohhhooooo!!! *gasp* !!YES!! Nyyyyaaarrggghhhh... *phew* --- "pop" Bugger

Nice one - one of the better entries in the esthetix range! Not sure I approve of the option to change the last puzzle if it's too hard though. Still, 5/5

The AIs are too strong at the latter end of tournaments; it's a bit like playing a computer at chess: you realise that you only win when an algorithm somewhere is letting you. That said, it's the best Pool physics I've seen on Kong... 4/5

Very neat game. However, I found that I was learning way too much and, without warning, halfway through I had a sudden craving for monkeys firing ninja-stars at balloons... But anyway, 5/5

Right. Here we go then... .... Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick. Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick.....

Next time you're looking for elephant, check behind a little tree - save all that mucking about with puzzles...

Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, Aaahh!!! What? Click, click, click, click, click, Oh. Right. Hmmm... Click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

Pardon me for thinking this, but did I REALLY just climb inside a great big pink elephant's arse?

Also love the reference to the old Atari 'Adventure' game!

No comment.

Snnnaaaarrrggghhhzzzzzz - pphht! That's the sound of me having a great big yawn and letting off a tiny little fart at the end. I think it's what the dev would have wanted. 1/5.