Komen monkeymac32

I have killed a million people. What have i done.

I found Ana. She hung herself but magically came back to life when i talked to her. WAT.

catapaults suck.

You are a new porn star who likes to make Britney Spears.

ERECT.

>>planet full of resources STARCRAFT LOLWUT

I hate cliffhangers.

what the fu- i gave mrs. miggins a slab of meat and i didn't die. lol.

Hint: When you have a signaler and he's one of your last men, just spam artillery strikes. I've had many blitz waves that were obliterated by just that one signaler calling artillery. To make him make calls faster, keep doing sitreps. Also, i count somewhere around 30 trees in the map i just got. wat.

Machine Gunner Name: B. Hooker Rifle: 114 EXP: 100 Moral: 103 Aimbot: on.

a grenade explodes 2 centimeters right next to my soldier. He receives 2 damage. WAT

1. Recruit a machine gunner 2. Use ranger training on him until you get his rifle above 60. 3. Watch him use aimbot. 4. Wait for the enemy to use an airstrike, artillery strike, or blitz wave to kill you and repeat.

why won't the buttons work at the alien console part?

this is a typical combat scenario in this game: MISSED MISSED MISSED MISSED MISSED MISSED MISSED MISSED

I second that.

ohmygod, i gave oen of my guys that had a 100% CRIT rate a sniper rifle and he hits 10000+ every time

ragnoark is like a "kill me" item if you're not properly armed. It spawns about 12 White Dragons that shoot lazers at your castle. I HIGHLY recommend 2 or more followers if you're planning to use this item.

Little Suicide Bombing Sisters <3

WHY IS YOUR SISTER JAPANESE

lolz, horrible game. It's just BEGGING you to pay money to get virtual money.