Comentários de capt_arsepaste

Comentários e avaliações de jogos

Super 4x4 Rally

Jun. 15, 2016

0

Not such a bad game but needs some better balancing: I spent a few races getting good speed and acceleration upgrades then was able to win the first couple of races easily. A bit of quick grinding on the first 2 tracks and I could afford the best car - fom there on, every win gets another upgrade. I was able to easily win races 3 to 8 even when I was crashing 5 or 6 times per race. 3/5

Super 4x4 Rally

Jun. 10, 2016

0

I was hoping it would be a bit more super than this.

Async Racing

May. 27, 2016

0

"Logging in..." Hmmm - I've got a better idea: I'm logging out.

'Voice-acting'? Even Eastenders sounds more realistic than these guys...

Tilt

May. 03, 2016

0

Ironally, the B***s do look like little grey testicles.

Cube Escape: Theatre

Apr. 26, 2016

1

Another Rusty, another long lunchtime. Thre goes my productivity bonus...

Greasy Soap in a Bathtub

Apr. 25, 2016

0

From the inelegant gameplay through to the countdown timer displaying 16 decimal places, this is one of the most truly awful experiences in my Kong career. Next time, please create a game title that's as boring as the game so that I won't be tempted. 5/5 (not really)

The earl octopusor

Apr. 20, 2016

21

The tag 'POINT AND CLICK' doesn't even begin to describe the mouse-action required for this game...

Easy Joe 4

Apr. 14, 2016

1

Evil. Pure evil.

Soap Bubble II

Apr. 04, 2016

1

Waaaaaaarrrrgghhhhh!!!!! *gasp* Woooohhhooooo!!! *gasp* !!YES!! Nyyyyaaarrggghhhh... *phew* --- "pop" Bugger

Nice one - one of the better entries in the esthetix range! Not sure I approve of the option to change the last puzzle if it's too hard though. Still, 5/5

English Pub Pool

Mar. 24, 2016

3

The AIs are too strong at the latter end of tournaments; it's a bit like playing a computer at chess: you realise that you only win when an algorithm somewhere is letting you. That said, it's the best Pool physics I've seen on Kong... 4/5

Bond Breaker 2.0

Mar. 24, 2016

0

Very neat game. However, I found that I was learning way too much and, without warning, halfway through I had a sudden craving for monkeys firing ninja-stars at balloons... But anyway, 5/5

Humanoid 47

Mar. 22, 2016

15

Right. Here we go then... .... Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick. Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick.....

2

Next time you're looking for elephant, check behind a little tree - save all that mucking about with puzzles...

128

Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, Aaahh!!! What? Click, click, click, click, click, Oh. Right. Hmmm... Click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

Escape from Yepi Planet

Mar. 14, 2016

7

Pardon me for thinking this, but did I REALLY just climb inside a great big pink elephant's arse?

Strange Magic Escape

Mar. 11, 2016

0

Also love the reference to the old Atari 'Adventure' game!

There is no game

Mar. 08, 2016

0

No comment.

Astrodigger

Mar. 02, 2016

0

Snnnaaaarrrggghhhzzzzzz - pphht! That's the sound of me having a great big yawn and letting off a tiny little fart at the end. I think it's what the dev would have wanted. 1/5.