ความคิดเห็นของ capt_arsepaste

There I was playing mini golf, enjoying the windmills and trying not to be upset by the discarded mattresses and then, suddenly, I'm underwater. Marvellous.

Not without its flaws but a great game nonetheless. I, like the developer, hope that the game is successful enough for a sequel.

I don't think I've ever played a game that is so much fun and also no fun at all. Racing? Yay! Hitting things on the track? Boo! Next time, make 2 games!!

It's like a whole new chapter to the glorious Trek franchise.

The 4 codes spell "RISE FROM THE ASHES". Do I win a fiver?

Hands up if you turned your keyboard around to complete 'Coral'

"Sir, concrete walls now upgraded to protect against punches. Anything else?" "Yes - we need to protect against dogs biting it" "Dogs? Rrriigghht.... But my rocket blasts still don't affect it, right?" "Right on soldier."

Ice King: have you considered that the people saying "Needs Badges!" are making a deliberately ironic comment, just for a larf?

Not even fun. Advice: get in, get the badge, get out.

There's a superpower I'm glad I don't have: the ability to flip gravity around at will whilst dangling from a giant string of snot...

Cool that I can make time fly by faster than I can comprehend, but I can still only walk at 1 bloody mile an hour!!

From now on, I bristle very slightly when someone says "It's a small world!"

Hmmm... kind of a poor man's Boomshine.

Beach-balls: check. Cannons: check. Defenders jumping up in the air on a strict clock/timing system: check. Nope, nothing wrong here! 5/5

Somehow managed to get to the fourth test before asking myself "What the hell am I doing with my life?" This is escapism at its finest...

Cool! I was awarded a Backflip achievement during a particularly harrowing dead-plummet!

Love the undignified way the rider faints and slides off as soon as he hits trouble. Big scaredy-pants wuss!!

Glad it ISN'T claymation: you'd have to wait for hours every time you moved a character even a tiny bit. Talk about lag!

Very reminiscent of a Wii game with its cute graphics, simple interface and car response. Mario Stockcar Racing perhaps... Nice haddock by the way.

I didn't dare enter, so I just sat watching the lightning for a while.