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Mar 29, 2018 4:58pm

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is someone’s foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: “This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.” Admittedly, he had…

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BurntCookies Mar 30, 2018 5:15am

Number 14. Taco bell piss nachos. The last thing you’d want in your taco bell nachos is somebody’s piss.

Aleazor

May 4, 2018 6:40pm

Ever just use a plate of burnt cookies as an avatar?

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MyThirdLife May 13, 2018 7:46am

You could try to find ways to be happier
You might end up somewhere in Ethiopia
You can think big with your idea
You ain’t never gonna find Utopia
Take a bite out of life, make it snappier, yeah
Ordin…

FFT_LostHope May 29, 2018 5:24pm

WB tbh

Yelaw

May 29, 2018 12:58am

there’s a thing https://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/1634943-tournament-kongregate-infinity-war-qualifying-round?page=1

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Yelaw

Apr 12, 2018 7:29am

deder beat you in mouse mode
so when are you getting 5M

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BurntCookies Apr 12, 2018 12:15pm

deder’s playstyle seems to be suboptimal lol
like by the point i’m usually at 80x he only gets 50-60x

Yelaw Apr 12, 2018 4:10pm

are there playstyles that differ from dodge and pray

BurntCookies Apr 12, 2018 11:25pm

hogging the top of the screen during the “sideways” sections actually works well and when done right gives a lot of multi

DoomlordKravoka

Nov 18, 2017 3:22pm

When will you come up front about being PerfectTwelve?

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remypaak

Oct 19, 2017 3:14am

Im curious why you thought that Amorphous+ was such a hard badge. I can see the scgm imps as 8/10’s because they require a very specific sort of skill, but Amorphous+ felt like a very general game.

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BurntCookies Oct 19, 2017 6:16am

The huge nest was very hard. Overall game took 12 hours

Shinytyphlosion

Sep 19, 2017 7:13pm

MAD’s been removed? My dreams have been ruined.

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pokerpo

Aug 27, 2017 10:35am

What modes do you have left that need dev scores in

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BurntCookies Aug 27, 2017 11:15am

Chroma zones light and dark, and flash attack dark. I got close to the flash attack dark score (102 when the dev score is 105) but the chroma zones ones are something else.

OT_Official

Jul 12, 2017 2:04pm

werent you the guy who said he was killing himself?

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Ethanhead258 Jul 19, 2017 6:34pm

The_Couch?

OT_Official Jul 20, 2017 4:35pm

different burnt cookies maybe?

BurntCookies Jul 21, 2017 12:48am

Think so

Ruudiluca

Jul 14, 2017 10:21am

wawawawaWARIO

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Shinytyphlosion

Jun 18, 2017 12:23pm

WarioWorld is best Wario game

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Ruudiluca

Oct 17, 2016 2:25pm

You’ll end up with your teeth all grey.

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DJLustrousStar

Oct 6, 2016 1:20pm

Were you proud of yourself that you’ve finally got the impossible badge of Epic Battle Fantasy 2?

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BurntCookies Oct 6, 2016 1:33pm

Well it finally meant the RNG torture was over. So that’s good

RevenShire3

Aug 25, 2016 10:43am

Hey there! I’d just like to point out you can’t be alive if you are a no lifer!

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DJLustrousStar

Aug 8, 2016 6:36am

Wanna play/continue Bubble Tanks Tower Defense for the impossible badge?

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BurntCookies Aug 8, 2016 6:56am

Maybe after walords heroes is done

BurntCookies

Jul 5, 2016 4:39am

Oh ebf2 can go die in a hole.
Zunderfury, i’m coming for you next.

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Yelaw Jul 5, 2016 4:51am

.

Zaminick

Mar 20, 2016 2:53am

lol

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Yelaw

Dec 24, 2015 10:55am

Merry Christmas, Burnt!

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BurntCookies Dec 24, 2015 10:57am

Merry Christmas to you too TurkeyPie.

back900

Nov 29, 2015 1:39pm

Profile says 31 when you have 32 please correct and slow down :P how many more you think you will actually get?

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BurntCookies Nov 29, 2015 1:56pm

Probably like three or so looking at the list. But what do you know, nothing is impossible

Axiss32 Nov 30, 2015 6:16am

Remember that the more Imps you get, the more burnt cookies you have.

Yelaw

Nov 28, 2015 3:54am

The rate at which you earn imps worries me

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Yelaw Nov 28, 2015 3:55am

~

Axiss32 Nov 29, 2015 1:11pm

Me too. I only got 7 Imps in…almost 4 years.

Axiss32 Nov 29, 2015 1:11pm

Err, I mean 3.

Kuzco12

Nov 28, 2015 8:26am

Meh, you qualify to a no-lifer after 31 badges. you’re ok buddy.

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BurntCookies Nov 28, 2015 10:38am

Better now?

Kuzco12 Nov 28, 2015 1:54pm

I wouldn’t call it better…

back900

Nov 19, 2015 2:14pm

Make BH2 the halfway imp.

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BurntCookies Nov 20, 2015 12:13pm

I’m so sorry

BurntCookies Nov 20, 2015 12:13pm

http://i.imgur.com/ARzfPrp.png

back900 Nov 22, 2015 4:35pm

I like that badge so I will forgive you <3 also you went and got BH2 after well done, now I need to get it, currently on 9-5.

BurntCookies

Nov 3, 2015 8:34am

So if I want to get the shiny now, I’ll have to:
Play a tower defense game
or
Play a Papa’s game
Hmm.

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Da_rudeSandstorm

Oct 31, 2015 12:52am

youre an attention whore that just created a massive argument on kong off topic
also avatar getting darker with time and ‘depression’???
emo confirmed

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Zaminick

Sep 19, 2015 11:00pm

You seem to be doing better, I’m proud of you. That label shit was hilarious by the way. Keep up the good work.

Remember, true strength comes from yourself.

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