This is a copy from a tutorial... entirely... not even did anything, he took the source and uploaded it :/
The tutorial: http://gamedev.michaeljameswilliams.com/2008/09/17/avoider-game-tutorial-1/
Candyland society is surely screwed up, it is legal and accepted to kidnap wild animals and fight them, however it is illegal to attempt to leave from your kidnappers... cool
Now I know that the dinosaurs became extinct 12 minutes ago when a boosted planetoid 5 times biiger that the Earth crashed against a giant radioactive T-rex
If you made this a screamer it would be so hilarious, people would get asleep from all the stupid rambling and then have a heart rate increase to 9001 BPM
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