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GODDAMNIT WHY CANT I GET THE TREASURE FROM GOING OVER THE BOAT! IT MAKES IT SO ON LEVEL 19 ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THE TREASURE! PLEASE FIX THIS-
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Not a bad game at all, my only real quibble: The Slot Machine: I know, not much of a complaint, but hear me out. With sufficient bankroll, all one has to do is hit Max Bet and spam the Spin button, walk away rich. This is because the payout is much too high in comparison to the win rate. Simple mistake, was even made in a LOT of SNES games during it's [SNES'] era. I would also have preferred the camera zoom out after a shot and back in after, rather than simply following the projectile. Decent fun, 4/5.
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Okay, destroyed the sails of the first ship, been watching for the same picture for about 2 minutes. Nothing happens. The only thing I can do is to restart the level. Is the game THAT short?
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Oh man, I never noticed the slot machine. I played it once and got 15k and bought the rest of the items. This was after I beat it though. The last level is so much easier now. Anyway, I played it again and hit it twice. It is practically free money. I should have played it sooner. Don't change it though, the game is enjoyable as it is.
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Reminiscent of games like "Crush the Castle" but the level of creativity/variety in the levels is far less. Basically we get a game that is repetitive and boring, with attempts at humor that miss more often than they hit.
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Not a bad game, though it's rather disappointing to see when games are given the 'funny' tag, and turn out.. well, not funny at all.
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very dumb that i have to wait til all cannonballs sunk before i can shoot another, in that few seconds my ship is eaten by those turbochickens
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I think the game is very fun, but as I play it with the sound on now, I can't really concentrate on the game because the music was used for the song "Do Virgins Taste Better" about dragons and their eating preferences.
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The irritating commentary popping up with trivia like "this be a ship!" or whatever is a real pain in the neck for a game where you have to reset a level repeatedly.
Yes, you can "Skip" it, but that doesn't make it much less of an annoyance.
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i liked it very much there is only one thing i would change that's the coin machine i won like 2 times 150000 gold starting with 1000 gold but the rest 5/5
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By the way the Pay Table mixes the mugs and skulls. The one armed bandit seems very generous though. Still to get the coins.. Also there is a bug in the Pay Table button, it is hard to click as the registering area is very small.
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Excellent game. 4/5 stars. Why not 5? Needs more thinking through and playing through.
1. The talk boxes are too slow to become dismissable.
2. The menus, stat screens etc are very slow to appear and while they appear they cannot be clicked away. They should disappear as soon as clicked on to avoid frustration.
3. The last mission gives frustratingly long unskippable outro every time it is played.
Nevertheless an amusing game. Some Pirates Gold! like land battles would be nice too. Thank you.
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I like the scroll. It is a stock photo found all over the internet ;)
Nice game though. Not too hard and not too easy.
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so you know, skulls and mugs are swapped on the slot machine. I have gotten both, and mugs gave me x40 and skulls gave me x150. Figured this is a bug you should fix.