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When I come to kongregate, I'm coming to play games on kongregate, I'm not here to click links to leave kongregate -.-
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Slow loading times, unresponsive controls during some of the more hectic levels, not able to skip the obnoxious stage fly-by during the final level, and some other annoying bugs. The developer should have used the time spent adding the useless social networking features to make the game more fun instead.
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Fast loading times for me ..and boohoo they advertise there site at the end of a level and such...not a big deal. Fun game.
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You guys must have some terrible PC's. My PC lags playing minecraft & this game doesn't even take me close to a minute to load.
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Correction, slowest-loading game I've ever played on this site *by far*, and it crashes after I complete the first level. *Awesome.*
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Fun concept. Controls are pretty sticky though. Doesn't play smooth. And keeps asking you to leave Kongregate. This would be a four star if the controls were better and there was less "would you like to go to another site?" As is, two stars.
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Its a great game...but only in concept. The realization really sucks, pardon me. This game is really heavy!!! I've seen games with way more animations, objects and better graphics which run more smoothly. 2D gameplay 4/5, hexagon game 5/5, realization and key sensitivity 1/5. Overall 3/5
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i keep on trying to like this game...or at the very least put up with it for the sake of getting the badges, but i just can't do it...it's a decent puzzle platformer, but then there's this ridiculous retarded minigame you've gotta play for some reason. 1/5
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I can't make a new character? What the hell? I shouldn't have to clear my cache to make up for the stupidity of this design choice. And like others have said I don't want to play on your stupid site or facebook or anything else for that matter. I'm on Kongregate because I want to play on KONGREGATE GOD DAMN IT. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
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dang it sure takes a long time to load this game, i finally decided what to post and by the time i was finished writing my post, it was still loading at 74% darn my reasonably fast reasoning skills i use
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the game is actually based on the book enders game, where ender plays a video game in his free time to explore his own thoughts
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I feel like this game doesn't want me to play it. The loading screens are constant, just starting a level requires moving through at least 2 lobby screens, and there are incessant popups asking me to share my "accomplishments" to Twitter and Facebook or play the "full" version on the developer's personal website. The game looks very pretty, the philosophical aspect is interesting, and death card isn't the worst minigame I've ever played, but the platforming is awful. Clearly it was just tacked on in an attempt to pad the game before the boss battles, because the levels are bland and uninspired and the controls as well as animations are shoddy at best.
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Waited over 10 minutes for it to load, FAIL GAME IS FAIL. It looks like it could be fun, but it could be the best game in the world, but I would never know.
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I've never commented before, but when a game is this frustrating and this unplayable it deserves a negative comment. It has a great concept and the philosophical pondering adds an element of thought and whimsy, but the load times, lag times, and overall frustration lead to play something else.
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While this game was loading I.... Downloaded a 3gig game, played half way through it until i got bored, went outside for a jog to the nearest deli, ordered a ham sandwich and ate it there, by the time i had jogged back home and sat at the computer the game had only loaded to 90%.
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I love this game.. The jump button is a little... lacking, just a little, but I can still get to where I need to go, and like Mario, if something is just out of reach, I can hang on and then jump up to the higher platform... A lot of thought has been put into this, I can tell :) I love the map of famous thinkers and philosophers and scientists and world leaders and authors who had a way of looking at the world through fresh eyes with different perspectives of what it is to live and what it means to BE. The character mix-and-match designs are cool too :) I got some ideas for some original characters of my own through this lol ^_^
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Cons: LOADING TIME impossibly long, the game is laggy, the controls are terrible and controls make or break a platformer, given this the time challenges are just stupid as perfect timing requires perfect control, the game is very buggy with keys and platforms disappearing, the final animation is unskippable, which is horrific when getting the time challenge there, the multiplayer is pointless and just increases the space of the game. it's annoying enough when a game only gives me some content on a different site, but to constantly pop up with messages telling me to leave kong is unacceptable.
the pros would easily make this 5/5 but the cons make it 1/5, sort these out and it'll be a great game.
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Ok I just won the hard badge, after a lot of time and effort, so I feel I might as well consider the pros and cons of this game, please let me know if you agree.
Pros: The philosophical slant is fun, the card game is good, and the powerups well chosen. the puzzle elements are all quite enjoyable, and the animation, and character builder are great, as is the comparison to a famous figure and the dialogue with the three guardians
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It seems like everytime I lose 1nce to the Spirit dude in the 4th Door and play Rematch, it won't let him make moves!
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really love the design. like the concept. But why is it based on dexterity ? it is in contradiction with the philosophical mood of the game. I don't like playing it. Too trivial.
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The game relies quite a bit on exact movements, timing, dexterity and what not. Problem is, the character reacts so poorly to your input that it takes 10x as many attempts to complete a level as it should.
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Game freezes on level one of the body world when I reach the end of the level. Just sits there and loops audio with no change in visuals... Game looks good but there are clearly some bugs that need addressing.