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Reaper125

Jan. 04, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I BEAT THE GAME AND GOT LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF STRIPPERS!!! EPIC

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hello8964

Jan. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) good

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Tallmios

Jan. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Trailer to the Kongregate Chat expansion. New buildings,units,vehicles,skins,weapons,worlds,planets,stars and many more. Coming Soon- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi1BcouEmio

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letsandnums

Jan. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah, I understand, but I still don't know how to get past the floating richard simmons that lights unborn babies on fire when you say the word "tinker".

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Illpwnuras

Jan. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i do not like lvl 19.1 on planet zertetron.that epikturtle is hard to beat,the teamates are distracted by giant CDs,and if i get out i shoot the overgrown zombies but they wont die.

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Illpwnuras

Jan. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i keep getting eaten by the giant epikturtle and none of my teamates r there to help.they are all fighting giant CD disks while i am in there being digested.i keep swinging my ultra sharp lightsaber at the stomach but the intestine is invincible.darn i hate lvl 19.o well.i think the teamates should help.but then if i get out i keep getting kidnapped by the giant oversized zombies then eaten before i can get to safe building.can somebody help me?

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Detrinex

Jan. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) omgomgomgomgomgomogmogmogmgomgomgomgomgomg I can't get past level 2.4

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DibbonsOfReath

Jan. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You guys are dumb, it won't load because there is no game, lol.

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backup56

Jan. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) im with jakex and kingsg doesent load

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venomlord

Jan. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) after mating with the squid-monster from inner space (the one with the multi-thyroid glands) it should start oozing a pink coloured ink if you timed the spork-prod right. But after that level (level 3.7 code-orange paradox1 reverse) you should be able to glitch to make the cookie monster eat the wrong plate of food , if you take the toy shark and the apple juice , you can distract him making him unaware that he is actually eating jaffa cakes , and not cookies at all which gives a time flux bonus , oh and you get to... Keep The Cookies!

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Tallmios

Jan. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Trailer to the Kongregate Chat expansion. New buildings,units,vehicles,skins,weapons,worlds,planets,stars and many more. Coming Soon- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi1BcouEmio

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SilencedMetal

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Alright lvl 1 I found the waffle burrito that Britney Spears gave birth to covered in cinnamon AND I CANT FIND THE BUBBLE WHERE I LEFT MY CAR KEYS.

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pppppp0

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) man level -4537.5 section 15 is too easy! All you have to do is throw the flaming frisbee at the empire state building and it will smash the rampaging cucumbers from destroying the ice cream shop where you can buy awesome upgrades!

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Maglor

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Somebody help. I'm stuck on the part with the giant alcoholic diplodocus with webbed feet called Mofunga Kellyson III trying to cuddle you and steal the sparkly glove given to you by Michael Jackson. Do I click the epileptic magpie, the narcoleptic swan, or the invisible blade of grass(The one that's near the Crab of Infellable Wisdom)? I'm really stuck and I'd appreciate some help here. Thanks.

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kingsg17

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) GAME WANT LOAD :(

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Carlantis07

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Ok need some help on level 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 I got the Helicopter and The fire farts, but I can't beat the koolaide guy it's just toooo hard

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killtrosoty

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ther is no game

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XxpowerxX

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) DAMN lvl 386596226289469275513461547 is IMPOSSIBLE i cant beat guritena with with pikaju he dose 97925787246268462783652933462365876 damage and i have 1000 hp GOD

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commander77

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) if you get the slot machine jackpot on level 777 in one try you get to do level -77 and if you win that you get a present

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SamusAranFan1

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) if you reach level 7453 make sure you choose right or you get sent back 1576 levels back and its random so you cant memorize it

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jonathanmadison

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) @CatJAFinch U THINK THAT IS HARD!? Just wait until Level 486 u have to joust on the unicycle that u just bought with a pikachu

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CatJAFinch11

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i think lv 485 is hardest..... you have to travel up the corn mountain then defeat the prince of toilet water and wear his purple thong on your face will yodaling yankee doodle. After that u have to run to the pet store and buy a unicycle so u can jugle samuri swords and eat colby jack cheese.

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racky54

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) to beat level 74239246:grab a shotgun and shoot a pokemon. you will then die and beat the game

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wyattsan

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I KILLED SATAN. YAY, HOLY CRAP!!!!! ITS ELMO HE HAS AN AR !( AND A BOMB ON HIS BACK better call in akmid Elmo wants his 72 virgins!!!

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GameDylan

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) gam e wont load :(

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belatic

Jan. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) it dosent load

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MIATACO

Dec. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Wun thing never to say to satan on lvl 666 is go to hell

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MIATACO

Dec. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Aaauughh i cAnt kill tthe evil mj on lvl 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.all he does is the thriller tjen he is a mma fighter ive even strapped a warhead on him :( ..............

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Tatherwood

Dec. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) oh noez!! It's Pukachu!! Dang, am dead. Wait! SONIC!!!! Too slow!! You're finished!!

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milddestruction

Dec. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) How to beat lvl ∞1: First you go left instead of straight, you will go through a short hallway then you will see a wall. grab the inviso gun in the corner at the right. shoot at the wall. then go through the door into the shop and buy 10 HP and Mana potions. and buy the missle launcher and Shotgun. Continue to the fighting area. go to the closest right corner and then heal at the secreat healing area. goto middle. After you goto middle the healing area is gone but now the fight begins. Shoot him with the Shotgun anywhere while he is pulling it out you will be stunned press A alot then quickly shoot him with the missle launcher. throw all your hp & mana potions at him. then shoot him like crazy with ur shotgun and missle launcher the quickly grab the banana peel and run to the portal.

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Jmax989

Dec. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't play the game, because there isn't one and anyone who says there is, is a gaint faggot that should be shot for being a twat and thinking they are cool by doing so.

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acas3

Dec. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) guys there is a gian diaper on lvl 9696969696996 that shoots pop at you

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blober

Dec. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) OMG!! this is so fustrating. when i get to the monkey king boss i have no hp potions so i keep dying sooo FAST GRRRRRRRR!!

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xDoomBunnyx

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Teh monkey army is too strong D: They pulled all the bits of my spaceship and made me crash into Your Face :o Imma hire teh ShOoP dA wHoOp army :D Add me plz x

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Ninfendo1

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) why are people making up such random stuff...

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Reaper125

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i just got owned by satan on lvl 666

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MDBoy

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) how the hell do you kill the singing miley cyrus heads on level 999999, they will not stop singing country garbage. The only things I can find to throw at her are dildos, but those only make her moan and say "daddy stop" repeatedly, plz help.

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ChasenCharran

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) you beat the giant cartman with a monkey, and my mom on level 00 is actually very hard to beat. And reaper i had the same problem. i still haven't figured out how to beat jesus.

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RacerX57

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) OMzG iz cazn t bezat uzr mzom on lzvl oo OMZG

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MrKoc

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Ahhhh!!!! LV 60

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Trots

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) In lvl 34 u gotta smoke blunts wid Pac Biggie and Eazy !

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acas3

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol how do you beat the shoop da whoop guy on the secret lvl

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acas3

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) how do you beat jesus on lvl ∞1

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killerbob129

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) its not even a game

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Reaper125

Dec. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i'm stuck on the level where distrubed is playing 10,000 fists and i need to get around them but i really don't want to cause the song is so awesome

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milddestruction

Dec. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I need help with The Giant Cartman On Level 56336

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yinyangyan

Dec. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) man my lv.589 white mage keeps getting pwned on the doppler level. he just copies me with attacks 2x as powerful how do i beat him? (also 5\5 just for level 42 being a portal level ^^ i love portal)

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Deadsmurfwakin

Dec. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Hitler keeps killing me on level 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999123545469481651895059040498409510984095140954109510

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goldenbullet

Dec. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Here's how it goes: Kill those in power. Then, Re-Elect someone into power. Repeat.

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ugotvictimized

Dec. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I GOT TEH POWA!

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