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"Kids, where have you been?!!? You have been lost for six days!"
"Mum, mum, we were on a rollercoaster ride!"
"For six days?"
"Yes!"
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Also, why does it sound like a gunshot when the cars fall off the track? Maybe someone blew up some of the pieces of track. Suspicious.
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Where do they keep 3+ days of photographs? Does anyone survive to look at the photographs? How do they retrieve the coaster cars after they crash? How can they have so many planes for skydivings and flybys? So many questions. :)
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guest: Are you sure this ride is safe???
manager; I really don't know. I mean all the other times the coaster fell off and it took forEVER to lug it back up here.
guest: So can I ride it???
manager: Sure. I mean it's not like the coaster's going to fall off this time. even though it never ends.......
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We know the first 100 rides have been terrible tragedies, but we all know it will never happen again, even with no modifications to this ride.
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A tip for all trying to get the hard badge. The distance is not how far you go, 1000m is equivalent to 50,000 points, so try to get perfect jumps etc. To make the distance go by faster!
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I would like a Pause button. It sucks when you're at 13.5 thousand feet and you have to go somewhere, and you can't wait.
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fun little problem with the coding: if anyone is skilled enough (or extremely lucky like me) to make it to around 30,000 meters, your coaster will be moving so fast that you can just mash on the keyboard repeatedly and never fall. and there seems to be a cap on your score too.
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Health warnings: Do not ride this ride if you have heart problems, anxiety or panic disorders, an overactive guilt complex, or Attention Deficit Diso-LOOK A PLANE oh crap I forgot to jump.
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awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Top comment, about in a straight line. Notice the background? It's always the same, over and over. So in reality, you're going in a circle, each time the track you were on goes off screen, it gets randomized with a new piece of track. ;P
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I wish you can see your distance while you are riding the roller coaster it kind of gives me hope seeing my progress.
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just to let you know that if you jump and realise that your not going to make it, hold jump again and it does actually stall the fall giving you that little extra chance you might need :)
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I'm pretty sure the passengers of Epic Coaster must have Epic Stomachs. Too bad they're doomed to crach at the end...
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Repetitive game without any progression whatsoever (no, the useless achievements don't count). Not worth spending more than a couple of minutes on it.... at least that was a quick medium badge...
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Just make sure u jump as soon as you seen the next platform come up on your screen, this way you can control it better so that u land closer to the front edge and you will never miss a jump again. Got the hard badge on the 3rd try doing it this way