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About me

Hello fellow kongregate user, I am Cauchemar, but you can call me Cauchemar, Cauch, Cauches, Couch, Cucumber, Cuc, Or anything you would like too!

If you need any kongregate help at all please don’t hesitate to contact me! I would be glad to help you!

Please obey the Conduct Behavior Guidelines If you ever see me in chat be aware I enforce these whenever you are doing mis-conduct.

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Thank you for visiting my profile don’t forget to add me!
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Also a quick shoutout to rosey128, you’re my hero!
Worlds Best Quotes:
Llamanescent: Oh, I’m imagining Nightmare Couches again.
Llamanescent: Was this a triumph?
Cauchemar: It was a huge success
Cauchemar: I mean really, its hard to overstate my satisfaction
Llamanescent: Well, you do what you must, because you can.
Cauchemar: You know, for the good of all of us!
Llamanescent: Except the ones who are dead.
Cauchemar: Precisely but i cant be crying over every mistake
Llamanescent: Exactly. You just keep on trying ‘til you run out of cake.
Cauchemar: Yeh and the science gets done
Llamanescent: Plus, you make a neat gun.
Cauchemar: I know, only for the people who are still alive.
joebob23: this is not kongredate
MemeHunter22: It’s a long story involving a desklamp, five gramophone records of The Beatles, and a lottery ticket.
Cookie Kingdom Room Description on Oct 7, 2011: We caught Countenance on the Nightmare Cauche today. It was pretty scary. D:

  • Member Since: Jul. 06, 2010
  • Last Login: May. 26, 2012
  • Current Points: 3740
  • Comments: 2
  • Forum posts: 44
  • Location: ¿
  • Website: couch.net
  • Sex: Couch
Latest Achievements (view all badges)
Naked and Famous (completed)
Badge earned
Badge Of The Day
Naked and Famous Badge (hard - 30 points)

Earn at least 400 fame with a single character in Realm of the Mad God

Acquired May. 21, 2012

Games by Cauchemar

Cauchemar's game contributions

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name: Cauchemar in Name Game
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level: Wanna be the guy? in Run
IWBTG re created into a run level NOT...

Cauchemar's awards

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Quahog Ticket
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Your First Medal
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Mardi Gras 2012
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Valentines Day 2012
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Walk Like A Pirate Quest
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Green Lantern: In Brightest Day

Cauchemar's shouts

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BlackheartGamer

May 13, 2012 5:57pm

hi wife.

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Cauchemar May 13, 2012 9:32pm

But we are not even married yet!

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BlackheartGamer May 22, 2012 9:56pm

Since when were we not married?! My whole life is a lie!

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Cauchemar May 24, 2012 4:18pm

Yes it has been a lie, I just never told you. I also minus well tell you that I am not a couch while I’m at it.

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Cauchemar

May 3, 2012 4:27pm

It’s been exactly 8 months since the day I was hacked. Time has flown!
(It happened Sep. 3rd, 2011)

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SonyWho

Dec 28, 2011 11:31am

hiya buddy long time no see wats new? -

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Cauchemar Dec 28, 2011 2:24pm

Eh, things have been better.

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Rachiface

Oct 24, 2011 7:37pm

I am OFFICIALLY STARTING the I <3 Couch club! Comment to join. :D

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KaoticOrder Oct 24, 2011 7:38pm

Yay! A club!

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Maginmaniac7 Oct 24, 2011 7:38pm

Official Member. YOU SO SNUGGLEH~

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Cauchemar Oct 24, 2011 7:46pm

Oh you.

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SonyWho

Oct 24, 2011 11:55am

hello remember me? ….u probably don’t but its cool but anyways hi

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Cauchemar Oct 24, 2011 4:04pm

Hello there!

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